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Would you rather....

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by AstroMechPLZ, Aug 23, 2011.

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Would you rather...

  1. Piss out a marble

    5 vote(s)
    21.7%

  2. Crap out a softball

    18 vote(s)
    78.3%
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  1. AstroMechPLZ

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    Piss out a marble or crap out a softball?
     
    #1 AstroMechPLZ, Aug 23, 2011
  2. Major Malcontent

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    Depends on the size of the marble.
     
    #2 Major Malcontent, Aug 23, 2011
  3. Rox11

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    Kidney Stones tend to be big, so people would relate to the marble to be easier i bet.
     
    #3 Rox11, Aug 23, 2011
  4. Big MAK

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    is it a shooter marble or a normal marble? am i just making up that there are 2 diff sizes? eh, probably marble. i'd never crap the same if a softball came out.
     
    #4 Big MAK, Aug 23, 2011
  5. Lurch

    Lurch Live Wilder.

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    Softball. :cool:
     
    #5 Lurch, Aug 23, 2011
  6. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    I'm gunna go with softball. I know people who have passed stones...**** that.
     
    #6 REEKO_HTOWN, Aug 23, 2011
  7. Isabel

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    Sadly, I'll have to go with softball; the little passage through which the marble would have to travel is not meant for anything with a measurable diameter.
     
    #7 Isabel, Aug 23, 2011
  8. Bandwagoner

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    Stone hurt because they are jagged and spiky bastards.

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    i think I am gonna go with a marble.
     
    #8 Bandwagoner, Aug 23, 2011
  9. HughMadBrough

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    basketball:cool:

    wait wut
     
    #9 HughMadBrough, Aug 23, 2011
  10. marks0223

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    I had a four month ordeal with a jagged 5mm kidney stone. It didn't want to pass from my ureter tube to the bladder and ended up needing some shock treatment. A marble ain't passing through ;)
     
    #10 marks0223, Aug 23, 2011
  11. RedRedemption

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    I'd rather die. Lol.
     
    #11 RedRedemption, Aug 23, 2011
  12. DonnyMost

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    Much more nerves in your wang/pee tubes. Gimme the softball.
     
    #12 DonnyMost, Aug 23, 2011
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