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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by rimbaud, Aug 4, 2000.

  1. rimbaud

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    OK,

    I know I hurt your feelings with that post from a few weeks back. [​IMG]

    I did not realize you were so sensitive! [​IMG]

    Anyway, I have caught some of your little comments cracking on my poor knees.

    So I say - bring it on, kid!

    Come to Houston, email me, and I will dismantle your sorry little game on the court.

    This is a challenge.

    Sissy!

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

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  2. RocketsPimp

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    Them sound lke fightin' words!

    [​IMG]

    Where do I buy tickets?!!

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  3. R0ckets03

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    Then Crisco will dismantle all your Barbie dolls! [​IMG]

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  4. DaDakota

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    This is in the wrong forum.

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    DaDakota

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  5. CriscoKidd

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    Rimmy, I have recovered.

    I plan on going to Houston, but have no idea when. Maybe Christmas or Spring Break or sooner.

    I'd be happy to show you how to play ball. But be forewarned, I take no pity on cripples, so you better have your insurance all paid up.

    Or why don't you come down here?

    WUSS!!

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  6. BobFinn*

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    Rimmy and Crisco sittin in a...ooops wrong song [​IMG]

    Lets get Reeeeeaaaaaaaaddddddyyyyy to ruuuuuummmmmmmbbbbbbllllleeeeeee!!!!!

    I will organize the match, find sponsers, and sell tickets. All I ask in return is ONLY 75% of the money [​IMG]

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  7. HOOP-T

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    I will referee....FREE OF CHARGE!

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  8. OT

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    I'll drink beer.

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  9. R0ckets03

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    some one is going to pay to watch a cripple-barbie playing goon take on a crisco smoking kidd?

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  10. Rocket JJANG

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    [/B][/QUOTE]Bring on the Fun Police!!!



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  11. moestavern19

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    Ohhh yeah I cant wait to see Crisco BITE OFF BOTH OF YOUR SORRY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. AstroRocket

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    Well, the offseason has reached a new low (or high) in terms of boredom...'sigh'...


    So how much are tickets going for?

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  13. Steve

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    I say you both come to MIAMI and ill take both of your sorry a$$es and break you with a couple of my moves down here in south Beach...

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  14. R0ckets03

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    Steve about your signature; you dont have one what? A signature or basketball moves?

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    Who's to stop rimbaud or Crisco from just gettin one of their friends who's really good at bball to play for them?

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  16. Mango

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    R0ckets03,

    You claim to be the "Anti-Serious Police", yet you are performing policing activity yourself.
    [​IMG]
    Its all good.


    Mango


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  17. NIKEstrad

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    Mango, do you think R0ckets03 would make a good Policer?

    snowman-We can just assume neither have any friends [​IMG].

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  18. Mango

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    NIKEstrad,

    He has to realize that aelliott is in charge because he sets everything right with capology questions. I do most of the other work with some help from RP and several others.

    Achebe has been slacking on the Spelling Police side and needs to get tougher.

    Looks like Smeg has already quit the Fun Police. The Fun Police just don't seem to have what it takes.

    Bottom Line:

    We can take R0ckets03 on, but he has to realize that his seniority in the Fun Police does not transfer to the Serious Police.


    Mango

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  19. rimbaud

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    First, all you others with rude comments are not welcome here - go away!

    Second, where did this Barbie stuff come from?

    Crisco,
    Why would I ever go down there? I prefer staying in civilization.

    NIKE,

    I am deeply hurt.

    sigh.

    Crisco, I cannot wait to see you make excuses for losing.

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  20. CriscoKidd

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    NIKE, ouch!

    I think rockets03 should stick to the fun police. You know, checks and balances. Mango is corrupt. And absolute Mango corrupts absolutely.

    Rimmy,
    there is a civilization down here. Sort of. We have a Dairy Queen!!!

    and I don't lose to people who work in art galleries. HAHAHA! I can't lose!

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