Holiday Inn Computer...

It's not you.

It's the Holiday Inn Computer.

 

Shouldn't the title of this thread be:

Hodilay Nin Copmuter?

 

make your life about making other people happy, not about yourself. invest in relationships.

 

Spoiler

 

What you doing? at the Holidaaaay Innnnn

 

This. Alcohol is a depressant...it just magnifies all the bad **** that's going wrong. Who the hell needs that?

Remember what Bob said:
Forget your troubles and dance.

 

"No, I'm not actually a winner, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Spoiler

 

Day: Modelo Especial
Night: Negro Modelo

How does one find themselves twelve deep in a bud light, holiday inn sponsored shame-at-thon in the first place?

 

Bud light is a ladies' drink.

 

Hey. We're all going to die. Maybe he just wants to choose when.

 

Bud Light is beer? Coulda fooled me.

 

edit:

 

Hey RoxSqaud, I emailed you via the board.

 

You could have said you shoved 14 Bud Light bottles in your anus and I would have thought more highly of you.

 

Is that actually a reporter with a different name, the face looks really familiar.

 

Shern Min Chow

 

sadly ive been this trashed in ttown as well lol

 

From an objective perspective, you seem that way pretty much all the time.