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Human stupidity reaches new heights

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Vengeance, Nov 7, 2002.

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  1. Vengeance

    Vengeance Member

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    Not even the onion could have come up with something this priceless!

    <blockquote><a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20021107/od_uk_nm/oukoe_life_iran_invisible_1">"Invisible" thief nabbed in Iran</a>
    Thu Nov 7, 7:00 AM ET

    TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iranian police are looking for a phoney sorcerer who conned a man into believing he was invisible and could rob banks, according to the Jam-e Jam newspaper.

    Customers at a Tehran bank quickly overpowered the deluded robber after he started snatching banknotes from their hands.

    Appearing in court, the repentant thief said he paid five million rials to a man who gave him some spells and told him to tie them to his arm to become invisible.

    "I made a mistake. I understand now what a big trick was played on me," the would-be bank robber was reported as telling the judge. His name was not given. </blockquote>
     
  2. drapg

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    this man lived to adulthood?

    the process of natural selection fails us again.
     
  3. getsmartnow

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    True, but what does it say for the people around him? :D
     
  4. Refman

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    Ummm....I have some spells for sale if anybody would like to buy them. I have the invisibility spell, a spell that makes you irresistable to the opposite sex...and a spell that turns **** into gold. :D
     
  5. 3814

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    I'm already irresistable ;)

    oh, and the gold would hurt coming out. :(
     
  6. FlyWilliams

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    According to my calculations, he was conned for $623 bucks.
     
  7. SmeggySmeg

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    I think Kevin Bacon could make this story into a damn fine movie ;)
     
  8. R0ckets03

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    Good Lord what a numbnutt.
     
  9. francis 4 prez

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    i realize in iran they may not get all of our fancy book-learning, but come on. and jam-e jam? i didn't realize rap was big in iran.
     
  10. Dr of Dunk

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    According to Wynona Rider, she was told to shoplift from a store to prepare for a movie role... and did it.

    :D
     
  11. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Meanwhile, the real invisible man just slipped away.
     
  12. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Hahahahahaha! That was great Smeg!!!:D
     
  13. cson

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    mmmm **** into gold....










    mindless post, but its early yet
     
  14. Ubiquitin

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    Don't buy from the Ref! His irresistable spell worked, execpt it was ugly dogs and not beautiful women!!!
     

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