Inspired by AMC airing "The Shawshank Redemption" all day today (if you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and watch it) I'd like to start this thread. Post revenge stories that you know of in your personal life. So this friend of mine moved to Canada...and that's when it all began. About 5 years ago, I met the guy. I only later found out that a guy who lives across the street from him and whom he is acquaintances with had slept with his mom. He was very quiet about it, and they would jam out together, one playing drums the other guitar very frequently. To be friends with someone around your age who slept with your mom has got to be unsettling. So, my friend moved to Canada. A couple months later he begins his scheme. He starts sweet talking neighbor guy's girlfriend (the neighbor and his girl have a young child actually) and he eventually is able to get her to send naked pics of herself to him.... I'm at my friends house and he's on his xbox's dashboard and going to a photo party. For those who aren't familiar with that, a party of friends post pics they have and share with others. So my friend is in, as well as my friend in Canada and neighbor guy as well as many others in the same party. It starts off harmless, but eventually THE pics show up. The pics show up of this guy's fat slob of a girlfriend for everyone to see and roars upon roars are heard. Neighbor guy immediately logs offline. It was one of the most hilarious things I've witnessed in my entire life. Feel free to share...
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Crazy, I just got done watching it a minute ago on DVD. Seeing as how it's ranked #1 of all movies of all time on IMDB, I figured I should get around to watching it. Good movie. No revenge stories to share though.
I've got a decent revenge story and it's basketball related. Somewhere around 1992. When I was a freshman in high school, I was about 5'5, small, and weak but I loved basketball. I would play, but I sucked and I thought I was better than I was - I was on the freshman B team at the end of the bench. There was a guy named Jay who was popular because his dad built him a full court at their house and it had lights and the goals were set at 9' 8" - so some people could dunk out there and they would run full court all night on the weekends - girls would be there, music, etc... it was just an awesome place to hang out. I played there ONE time and a week later we were sitting at the lunch table one day with a group of people including my sister and my girlfriend and all of the other guys who played basketball and I asked him if I could come out and play over the weekend and he laughed and laughed and said YOU SUCK and hell no you aren't welcome at my court because YOU SUCK at basketball and everyone laughed for a good 5 minutes. So I was banned from his court for sucking. It really hurt and embarrassed me. I was just a kid. Fast forward two years later, I was a junior, I had grown about 6 inched so I was 5'11. I had been working out relentlessly and practicing basketball every single day. I remember I even got a paul westphaul shooting video from sears that I watched in my VHS to learn proper form. I had a pair of strength shoes and I was all of the sudden one of the best basketball players in my class. I made the varsity squad and I got another invite out to Jay's court. I got picked up on a team and Jay was on the other team. Somewhere mid way through the game, I ended up on a fast break with just Jay back on defense backpeddling. I remember taking that ball and just exploding and dunking right over him, he fell down on his back (pippen vs Ewing style), I stood over him, and the left side of the backboard was detached from the pole after it was all said and done. Everyone went crazy of course like always when someone gets dunked on, he got up yelling saying I broke his goal and that I was too rough and that I had to leave and could never come back to his court all while everyone else was laughing at him. So I got banned from his court for sucking and then 2 years later I was banned for dunking on him and partially tearing his goal down. And people still talk about that dunk today and I'm 35 yrs old. Justice served!
So this b**** named Dwight started annoying the hell out of me. So I encased all his office supplies in Jello.
So let me get this straight...the neighbor guy hooks up with friend's mom and friend exacts revenge on the neighbor? IMHO the friend's anger is misplaced. He should start with his MOM.
