After seeing some of the posts on this link, I am very happy that this particular URL is filtered and blocked. :edit: just for the record, I clicked the link way before the info on it was given out.
I think you mean "Yesss, Yesss, Yess... I'll bite you, spank you, and make you want to scream!" Bill Walton: "Oh gawd, this is horrrrribulllll!!!!!"
On time, I was getting out of bed, and I felt this immense pressure around my ankle. It turns out that my sock was trying to cut off the blood flow to my foot. I guess it didn't like the smell of my feet or something. So, I finally managed to pull the sock off my foot, and it immediately leaps up into the air and latches onto my face! First, it tried to scratch my eyeballs all up, then it tried to shove itself down my throat and choke me! After a 15 minute struggle, I finally managed to get a pair of scissors from the drawer and cut it in half! That was definitely NOT the nicest sock of all time.
