"The uhh, young lady holding the uzi. Is she by any chance available?" "Hey, this is the brass ring here. You gotta think bigger." "I just want her phone number." "You can have anything you want in the world and all you want is my phone number?" OR "It's SH!TE being Scottish! People say the British are wankers. We, on the other hand, are a country completely colonized by wankers. We couldn't even find a good people to be colonized by!" OR "Hey, it's me." "How do I know?" "You're a dick" "Okay."
"You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only p*ssy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!"
"It's SH!TE being Scottish! People say the British are wankers. We, on the other hand, are a country completely colonized by wankers. We couldn't even find a good people to be colonized by!" -- Trainspotting????? "You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only p*ssy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!" -- Full Metal Jacket "So, how do you like your eggs done in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?"
"Say you're thinkin' about a plate of shrimp, and all of a sudden somebody says 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp,' just like that, out of the blue. No explanation. No point in lookin' for one either. "
"You need more women in your life. This guy's seen more ass than a New York cab seat." OR "Is he taking a dump?" "No, he's thinking REAL HARD." OR "You truly have a dizzying intellect." "I haven't even gotten started yet!"
"This was a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who we were told, two hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."
Ding-ding. Damn, THAT was quick! "Dammit Danny! I make more than enough money to provide for both of us and you're stealing?!"
