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[OH THE HUMANITY] having a kid

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    tomorrow. such a weird feeling to know your life is going to change so much, but have no idea what to expect. kinda wanna puke. :)
     
    #121 Rocketman95, Jun 22, 2011
  2. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    And she'll be best friends with a girl named Alex! :eek:
     
    #122 Manny Ramirez, Jun 22, 2011
  3. Lil Pun

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    If you are anything like me, there are going to be so many feelings running through you tomorrow you won't know what to do.
     
    #123 Lil Pun, Jun 22, 2011
  4. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Good luck to you and you wife.
     
    #124 bobrek, Jun 22, 2011
  5. rhadamanthus

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    Expect a completely new life. Awesome, sad, crazy. All of it.
     
    #125 rhadamanthus, Jun 22, 2011
  6. droxford

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    ADVICE:

    After she delivers the baby, the doc will have her delivery the placenta.

    DO NOT WATCH THAT

    Look at your baby.

    Don't watch the delivery of the placenta!

    Trust me on this one.
     
    #126 droxford, Jun 22, 2011
  7. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    Congrats Blake.

    No advice to add, just a hearty good luck to you and the missus.

    :grin:


    Moes, I thought you promised us you would never reproduce! bad moes!

    kidding of course, congrats bro.
     
    #127 Rockets2K, Jun 22, 2011
  8. moestavern19

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    It wasn't my fault man!

    Birth control is only so effective, ol' moes slipped one past the goalie.

    Now the world must be subjected to my lineage.
     
    #128 moestavern19, Jun 23, 2011
  9. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Ask the doc to put in an extra stitch or two....

    ;)

    JK - Good luck, it is well worth it.

    DD
     
    #129 DaDakota, Jun 23, 2011
  10. rimrocker

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    If you have relatives and friends dropping by (or staying with you), insist that your wife wear her pjs and robe for the first few days. She may feel like dealing with people and she may be really tired and just want to be with you and the baby. Wearing the bathrobe sends a signal to visitors that she is still recovering and offers you a ready-made excuse to cut off any visits/conversations.

    Also, the first few poops are really odd looking, but since it is your kid it doesn't gross you out.

    Good luck. And sleep when you can.
     
    #130 rimrocker, Jun 23, 2011
  11. giddyup

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    you get to fall in love all over again.
     
    #131 giddyup, Jun 23, 2011
  12. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Congrats and good luck!

    Happy birth day!!!
     
    #132 boomboom, Jun 23, 2011
  13. rocketsjudoka

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    Congratulations!
     
    #133 rocketsjudoka, Jun 23, 2011
  14. leroy

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    THIS!
     
    #134 leroy, Jun 23, 2011
  15. Lil Pun

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    That wasn't so bad, at least not to me. It was like a 1-2 pound raw roast beef slipping out.
     
    #135 Lil Pun, Jun 23, 2011
  16. leroy

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    You're not helping.
     
    #136 leroy, Jun 23, 2011
  17. Lil Pun

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    Well if you were warning him to look away, I think I was. ;)
     
    #137 Lil Pun, Jun 23, 2011
  18. Lady_Di

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    Congratulations! Wishing you guys the best.

    Ok, Moes is pregnant? :eek: I gotta read the last few pages.
     
    #138 Lady_Di, Jun 23, 2011
  19. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Congrats again. Hope it all goes well.
     
    #139 VooDooPope, Jun 23, 2011
  20. Rocketman95

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    harper grace made her out of the womb debut at 7:14cst! mama and baby are doing great!
     
    #140 Rocketman95, Jun 23, 2011
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