Wow...that's impressive. Didn't think there was another poster on here who could reference that term.
LOL! I had no idea this poster existed. Kind of should be... Lurkh. Actually it was a great opportunity for you to just post "you rang?"
Tank-Hale? Hard to think of anything that rhymes with "flushing-the-season-down-the-toilet" or "I-can't-believe-we-gave-up-Rick-Adelman-for-this-guy!" We should just go with "figure head coach".
Dude, I am so sorry. It's like being given a family name that happens to be Adolph. Be that as it may, Lurch seems the most obvious nick for McHale. You have my deepest sympathy. Just be assured that I will never think of you in a negative way when I refer to McHale as Lurch. As we all should, wear your moniker with honor and stand tall. Remember... you were here first. And may we lurch from one victory to another.