(Let the Caracter/character puns begin!) Police: Lakers player shoved cashier AP – Mon Apr 25, 4:23 pm ET NEW ORLEANS – Authorities say Los Angeles Lakers forward Derrick Caracter was arrested in New Orleans, accused of public drunkenness and shoving a cashier at a pancake restaurant. Police said the 22-year-old player was arrested early Sunday and booked into jail on charges of battery, public drunkenness and resisting arrest. They say Caracter allegedly grabbed and shoved the cashier at an International House of Pancakes after he was refused service and became belligerent. The woman wasn't injured. Police initially said the cashier was pregnant, but later said that was an error. Authorities say Caracter was freed later Sunday morning on $1,000 bond. A Lakers spokesman said the team was aware of the allegations and looking into them. Caracter didn't play in Sunday night's playoff game against the Hornets. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110425...WMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3JpZXMEc2xrA3BvbGljZWxha2Vycw
Caracter:Hello , can I get a hotdog? Cashier :sure , that'll be $5.35 Caracter : Thanks (hands her a $5 and walks off) Cashier: Excuse me sir that was $5.35 Caracter:Lady, I gotta go to shootarounds, I'll get it in a few.. Cashier: Thats not my problem sir...What does shootarounds have to do with this?? Caracter: Oh!!! I play for the Lakers!!!(smile, points at name on back of the jersey) Cashier: (sarcastically)Really........ I work for them(blank stare) 1 minute of silence ensues Caracter: C'Mon ma'am..so you really gonna let me get by with 35 cents? Cashier: The way they mispelled your last name lets me know you dont play for them..You order that jersey from Eastbay??? Caracter: (pushes her) ***** you bytch!!!
Well at least he didn't rape her like another upstanding Laker citizen. (alledged of course). Fact of life: Any "House" made of dough (Ihop,Waffle Hosue) late at night seems to guarantee trouble with the law.
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Watchu mean you can't hook it up on the rooty tooty fresh and fruity? (push) B%TCH ARE YOU for real??
During a post-game press conference on Tuesday night, Derrick expressed his agreement with the cops' assessment, noting, however -- and with a substantial hint of resentful sarcasm -- the obviousness of the fact that "unplanned parenthood is almost always an error, man." He later added that both he and his victim will probably end up marrying too. "You know, to at least make an honest woman out of the [victim]." Then, with a wry, ****-eating grin that drew a much-needed roar of laughter and applause from his crowd of critics, he walked away on a high note, concluding: "And just like his daddy, kid will probably end up being quite a character."
