OUCH. How does one recover from this? No more through the door, I am converting to the full unbuttoning. I sympathize with women for child birth but no strumpet can ever understand the pain of zipping your johnson up.
Got my sack caught not too long ago. You'd never think it could happen to you. Until it does. I was in immediate shock and luckily just unzipped it without putting much thought into it. Soon after I keeled over in pain. But no major damage was done. Just a weird, rare kind of pain. Funny thing, this was the one time I've ever worn jeans without boxers on. I forget how I wound up that way.
Did it when I was little on the tip, hard to pee straight after the accident. I also sliced my sack open when I was about 13 skateboarding, landed on the board jumping some stairs... One of the worse pains ever I quit skating after that.
happened to me too. multiple times when I was a kid, but it was always just a tiny bit of skin. This one time I tried doing it really fast and it got caught deeper into the skin layer. I was 5, and I remember everytime I tried to unzip it it would be so painful. My mom ended up coming and having to help me out when I was in the bathroom for an hour and she finally heard me crying. Remarkably enough, as explicit as it sounds, it wasn't that painful when she manage to unzip it, probably because she oriented the zip line at a diff angle or something idk. so ask for help before it ever gets to ben stiller bad.
Some men pee standing straight. Some men pee sitting down. Some men hit their mark. Some men spray the floor. Some men zip their...uh some men are just not fit to carry around a penis.
