I swear to God, there's a ton of options for me. I drink alot, I'm sensitive and confused. OH, by the wa, I'm drunk right now. Anyway, if you were to title your autobiography, are the options not limtless? For example: 1. Life is better then this 2. Oh buddha, reincarnate me into something more worthy. 3. Geez, maybe I do drink alot. 4. Who's smarter? Haven or Major? Who is Haven or Major? 5. Why would anyone trash talk Yao Ming, and why I have a problem with it. 6. One more drink........................ 7. These guys sure do have alot of posts? 8. The older I get, the more I resemble Bob Dole. 9. I thought I was a liberal, but then I realized I pay too much/man taxes without a tangible return. 10. Ooh...I think I'm stuck...I can't think of a title for m autobiography. 11. If Troy Glaus had played in the 60's......... 12. Wow, I may be drunk, but my spelling and grammar are still above average. etc. So, what would be the title of y'alls autobiography? Would it be witty or succinct? Honest, tangible or abstract?
1. Will There Ever Be a Rainbow? 2. Why Did I Eat The Shellfish? 3. Me: A Life. 4. Getsmartnow.....or Later? 5. If You're Reading This, You Need A Life. 6. 1981-2002: The First 21 Years of My Life. 7. Inside a Madmans Head. 8. Maturity: What's It Like? 9. How to Cook Getsmartnow. 10. Won Trams Teg. Now You've Read the Title.....Read the Book! 11. HEY YOU!!!! READ THIS FREAKING BOOK.......NOW!!!! 12. My Life: Read It, and Make Your Life Look Better. That's all I can think of now...
1) Just Another Can of Whoopass 2) Confessions of a Congenital Malcontent 3) 4) If College was the Best Time of My Life...Call Dr. Kevorkian 5) Nobody Else Understands I could go on and on...but I'll spare you the agony.
