you could drive around north dallas and learn what it means to suck at life. you could drive by texas stadium or whatever they call it ,and know what it's like to worship false gods. you could go eat at one of their only worth a crap restaurants that originated in houston like pappasitos. it's nice to not see any trees in dallas, and just developed communities cookie cutting across the world...besides trees are overrated anyway. Dallas is the kind of place that refreshes the mind into remembering that- no matter how bad it may be somewhere else, god bless the child that's got his own, and doesn't have to live in dallas. You could drive around looking for NBA championships ,but that might be tough. No one admits to living in dallas it's either irving or euless, richardson or plano. There must be a reason no one admits it , and once you get there you can see why. There is always dealey plaza ,and bird poop on the shoulder... Making beer runs to the non dry counties is a way to interact with the locals, but be sure to bring your affliction and frosted tips...and if you make 30k a year that's fine because so does everyone else, but that doesn't mean you can't act like a millionaire.
lol well thanks guys for backing up my assumption that dallas is boring and has nothing for me to do. i was just looking for things in general to do that you would want to see when its your first time in dallas. I guess we'll just check out the mall,probably the aquarium and then the awesome traffic! oh and i'll be sure to drive the penis highway and bask in its glory
