Deck the halls with Rocket glory Falalalalalalalala Tis’ the beginning of our story Falalalalalalalala Don we now our gay pajamas Falalalalalalalala Trolls can go hang with Osama Falalalalalalalala Franchise will be MVP Falalalalalalalala Yao will bring the dynasty Falalalalalalalala Eddie Griffin will be money Falalalalalalalala Rocket days are looking sunny Falalalalalalalala Cat and Taylor will be strong Falalalalalalalala Moochie won’t dribble so long Falalalalalalalala Rice will heat up and hit the 3 Falalalalalalalala Nachbar will earn himself PT Falalalalalalalala Deck the halls with Rocket glory Falalalalalalalala Tis’ the beginning of our story Falalalalalalalala Let’s all join in and have some fun Falalalalalalalala Houston Rockets Number ONE! Falalalalalalalala Yes, I have too much time on my hands....
Dashing through the snow On and NBA road trip Look, here come the Jazz Let me get my whip Stockton and Malone Are flopmasters galore Touch them and they'll call for fouls And scream like dirty whores Jingle Bells, The Jazz smell, and I hate their guts I want to get Stockton and Malone And sever off their nuts
A-Train, I think you are holding back on us when it comes to your feelings. You should open up more and tell us how you really feel. Quite hiding behind songs and rhymes and let the truth come out!
I've always wanted to do a Yao parody song to the tune of Chuck Berry's "My Ding a Ling" -- Chance? what do you think?
Hickory, dickory, dock, Moochie dribbles out the clock, the clock struck four, Moochie said, let it tick a few more! Hickory, dickory, dock. Hickory, dickory, dock, Moochie dribbles out the clock The clock struck three, Moochie said, globtrotters aint got nothin on Meee! Hickory, dickory, dock. Hickory, dickory, dock, Moochie dribbles out the clock, The clock struck two, Moochie said, pass to who! Hickory, dickory, dock. Hickory dickory dock Moochie dribbles out the clock The clock struck one Moochie said, my dribbling has just begun! Hickory, dickory, dock.
