I’m not sure if this has been posted yet, but if it has it’s probably worth laughing at twice. Streaking is becoming popular again, even to the point of people trying to streak at hockey games. This is a particularly stupid thing to try as the following pictorial story with attest to. So at a Flames game last week, doofus decides he’s going to streak ... on the ice. Now, I’m not sure if those were rubber soled socks he was wearing, perhaps hoping that they would give him some traction on the ice, but if so they didn’t work. Doofus’ feet shoot out from under him and he whacks his melon on the ice, knocking himself senseless. So there his is, spread out on the ice, buck naked, KOed, with every tv and other camera in the place trained on him. But doofus hadn’t found his humility yet. When they finally wheel him off the ice he comes to, and plays the cool guy. I wasn’t there, but here’s an eyewitness account. I am here to tell the tale of naked guy... This guy was sitting exactly 2 rows down from me tonight. So he was 7th row, seat 18, section 119. He jumped up in the third period, and starting ripping his shirt off. I thought he was going to start waving it, and screaming go Flames go, but this was not the case. He made his way to the stairwell which was two seats away from him, and ripped his pants down. He then kicked his shoes off, and started violently trying to kick his pants off, **** from his pockets flying everywhere. Now naked, the guy runs down towards the ice. A kid about 13 years old is ice level on the corner of the row. He watches in horror as naked guy charges down the stairs towards him. The kid jumps up as naked guy's package confronts him. They juke right, then left, trying to madly avoid one another. Naked guy charges the penalty box glass, and on the other side, the timekeeper charges the glass to stop naked guys assault. When naked guy jumps up on the glass, his unit has a staring contest with the timekeeper, who obviously backs down in defeat. Naked guy straddles the glass, his package just missing being seperated from his body by mere inches. Naked guy climbs over the glass, then climbs onto the glass to the ice, and jumps onto the ice, suddenly disappearing from our view. When he didn't reappear, I thought he might be dead. The Saddledome crew started spilling onto the ice, each one getting to naked guy's lifeless body, and waving others onto the ice. It seemed like nobody wanted to touch naked guy. I thought the worst, and then they put him on a stretcher, and he was awake waving his hands and signaling "rock on, naked guy is alright". He also kept putting his finger to his mouth, signaling shhhhhhhh so his buddies wouldn't sell him out, but the guy infront of me had already given the usher his name. On a related note, I heard two security guys talking about how naked guy pissed all over himself, and on the ice while he was passed out, but I cannot confirm this information. Great game, glad naked guy will live. http://www.calgarypuck.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=6191
Everyone has a smirk on their face except for the guy on the right with tan shirt, white undershirt. He seems to be staring.
Do streakers get arrested when they do this? It's public nudity, so at the very least they should get public indecency. When this happens, do they get thrown in jail for the night or anything? If so, I can't figure out why anyone does it, because they ALWAYS get caught at sporting events.
"It shrinks?" - Ellaine Benes A hockey game is the last place any male should consider streaking... except maybe those Polar Bear runs.
The guy in the front looks like he's about to puke. I don't blame him. But the guy staring is hilarious.
That is f*cking picture of the year. That is a priceless shot which captures the moment. The guy staring...can we assume he is gay? Just think about the view their getting....a cracked ass. Yikes. The nose hurl is pretty funny as well. That dude with the beer is like "alright...cheerio....go naked dude go...party on" . I'm surprised he didn't break the glass in addition to his ass. I needed a good laugh and this was it.
And the guy that is sitting right behind the pole looks like he is asleep! Man he missed out on all the "action"
is the guy in the beige sweater Wally Szerbiak love the dude with the Mo and hand on head, he is like ahhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhh and what about the sign it read IN DIRE if only the next word was Circumstances!!
OMG!!! I can't stop laughing! I keep hearing Ray Stevens in my head! The Streak Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter With all the news that is news across the nation On the scene at the super market There seems to have been some disturbance here Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes And here he come Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables Naked as a jay-bird And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel It was too late, she'd already been incensed... Chorus Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy And he ain't wearin' no clothes Oh yes, they call him the streak Fastest thing on two feet He's just as proud as he can be Of his anatomy He's gonna give us a peek Oh yes, they call him the streak He likes to show off his physique If there's an audience to be found He'll be streakin' around Invitin' public critique... This is your action news reporter once again And we're here at the gas station Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked And he just appeared out of the traffic Come streakin' around the grease rack there Didn't have nothing on but a smile I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink I hollered...Don't look Ethel It was too late...She'd already been mooned Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers Chorus He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy He's just in the mood to run in the nude Oh yes, they call him the streak He likes to turn the other cheek He's always making the news Wearin' just his tennis shoes Guess you could call him unique... Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there To get Ethel a snow cone Here he come right our of the cheap seats Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel It was too late...She'd already got a free shot Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team Here he comes...look...who's that with him? Ethel, is that you, Ethel? What do you think you're doing? You get your clothes on! Ethel, where you going? Ethel, you shameless hussy Say it isn't so Ethel Ethel..................
They say this guy will be charged, but I haven’t heard that he has been yet. I haven’t seen his name published yet either. The media is having mercy on him. The guy is an idiot. One slip going over the glass and he could have castrated himself. They played some clips on the evening news that night showing him sprawled on the ice, but I haven’t been able to find any of them on the net yet. If I do I’ll post them. http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam021018/nhl_cal-cp.html
hahaha...grizzled...damn hilarious thread. I saw one of the pictures before and was thinkin to post it here...but i forgot. The guy staring is pretty funny...and the fact that he could have got his hot dog caught in the glass and fell...now that would be a mess. Hilarious thread.
Aw, man. That photo was just BEGGING for a Photoshop treatment (albeit rushed and slightly crappy). Living in Utah makes you do strange things, I guess... (Spot the other Jazz in the crowd! ... Not that it's hard to do so...)
Naked guy embarrasses his mom. http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam021106/nhl_cal-cp.html "I'm embarrassed for all mothers all over the world. I can't believe this is happening," she said Wednesday from her home in Provost, Alta. "He has really embarrassed his mother and that's not right. "The whole of Provost is going to know now. I mean, my church group -- I am a born-again Christian and this is not going to help." A mother can’t control what her 21 year old son does, but I guess I can see why she’s embarrassed.
