I ran into LeBron tonight..

I ran into David Stern and spilled my chips. He gave me a rug to sweep them under.

 

Sure you were.......

 

I think this is the funniest thing I've seen all day

 

I ran into Artest, and he gave me a bottle of Hennessy.

 

I ran into Sprewell and he was feeding his family.

 

I ran into Luis Scola the other day, He look OK.

 

I ran into Pippen tonight and he asked me for a dollar.

 

I ran into Luther... and he gave me Head.

I ran into Kevin... and he gave me some Love.

I ran into Rudy...

 

and... he gave you some gay?

What happened when you ran into derrick?

 

I refuse to finish that sentence. :grin:

 

He gave you some Fernandez?

 

I ran into DaMarcus and he gave me some cousins. I didn't know what to do with his cousins.

 

He gave you two championships?

 

I ran into Ryan Bowen the other day.

I still tipped him, even though my pizza was late.

 

Did he dive on the floor for a loose pizza?

 

lol this is pretty funny

 

I ran into Vernon Maxwell tonight and asked him for a dollar, he chased me up the stands and beat the heck out of me!

 

I ran into Robert Horry and asked him for a dollar, now my daughter's pregnant!

 

I ran into Charles Barkley and asked him for a dollar as he was walking out Krispy Kreme! He threw me through the window!

 

I ran into Rudy T and asked him for a dollar, he said, "here hold my Taco Cabana cup!"