1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Caption Game: Iraq readies for war!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by rockHEAD, Oct 22, 2002.

Tags:
  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 1999
    Messages:
    10,337
    Likes Received:
    123
    [​IMG]
    actual caption: A sunglasses television advertisement is filmed near Tel Aviv,
    featuring two men dressed as soldiers guiding a donkey with mock missile on
    its back in front of a picture of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, October 22,
    2002, to illustrate an attack on the Jewish state. The ad, by an Israeli sunglasses
    company, focuses on jitters in Israel over the possibility Hussein will order Scud
    missile attacks in the event of a U.S. attack on Iraq. The sunglasses are being
    advertised to protect citizens from being discovered by satellite. REUTERS/Havakuk Levison
     
    #1 rockHEAD, Oct 22, 2002
  2. 3814

    3814 Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2002
    Messages:
    5,433
    Likes Received:
    72
    [​IMG]
     
    #2 3814, Oct 22, 2002
  3. oomp

    oomp Member

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2000
    Messages:
    4,557
    Likes Received:
    86
    The Iraqis new secret weapon "The Strap On Scud" misfired today when the loading mechanism, a goverment mule, failed to obey the order to "stay"
     
    #3 oomp, Oct 22, 2002
  4. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Member

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 1999
    Messages:
    29,959
    Likes Received:
    8,041
    Iraqi scientists unveiling their bioligical arsenal of flying donkey.
     
    #4 PhiSlammaJamma, Oct 22, 2002
  5. Ubiquitin

    Ubiquitin Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2001
    Messages:
    19,502
    Likes Received:
    14,523
    uh, Israel is selling those sunglasses for what?
     
    #5 Ubiquitin, Oct 22, 2002
  6. ROCKSS

    ROCKSS Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 9, 1999
    Messages:
    7,464
    Likes Received:
    7,946
    The actual caption is pretty darn funny ;)
     
    #6 ROCKSS, Oct 22, 2002
  7. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2002
    Messages:
    100,889
    Likes Received:
    103,210
    I was wondering the same thing. With all the problems facing the citizens of Israel today, sunglass protection from satellites is probably pretty low on the list of priorities.
     
    #7 Buck Turgidson, Oct 22, 2002
  8. Ubiquitin

    Ubiquitin Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2001
    Messages:
    19,502
    Likes Received:
    14,523
    I may be wrong, but isn't a satellite an object that orbits the planet? How would sun glasses help with that?
     
    #8 Ubiquitin, Oct 22, 2002
  9. BrianKagy

    BrianKagy Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 1999
    Messages:
    4,106
    Likes Received:
    6
    Maybe it's covered in mirrors.
     
    #9 BrianKagy, Oct 22, 2002
  10. TheReasonSF3

    TheReasonSF3 Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2001
    Messages:
    2,612
    Likes Received:
    1
    LMAO!! That is hilarious.
     
    #10 TheReasonSF3, Oct 22, 2002
  11. Chance

    Chance Member

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2000
    Messages:
    3,664
    Likes Received:
    4

    Tee hee. Look at that jackass. Oh, and check out the one with the scud on his back, too.
     
    #11 Chance, Oct 22, 2002
  12. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    48,984
    Likes Received:
    1,445
    (AP)-President Bush stated today that all signs in Iraq were pointing to the regime of Sadaam Hussein readying the country for war. He stated, "You see there, that's a pig carrying a missle. A pig for chrissakes. If that doesn't show that they're readying for war, I don't know what else to tell you."
     
    #12 Rocketman95, Oct 22, 2002
  13. fadeaway

    fadeaway Member

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2000
    Messages:
    14,704
    Likes Received:
    1,193
    Maybe they have an attached mustache, like those Groucho Marx masks.
     
    #13 fadeaway, Oct 22, 2002
  14. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2002
    Messages:
    59,079
    Likes Received:
    52,748
    I'll believe that when donkeys fly...:cool:
     
    #14 KingCheetah, Oct 22, 2002
    Last edited: Oct 22, 2002
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)

Share This Page