Alerted at the increasing number of members in this evil thread, I now declare the official foundation of anti-FARTS union! Ladies and gentlemen: Persons Opposing Obnoxious Parties
It is indeed past time to leave the dark gaseous nether regions ... onward and drifting ever upward towards the sunny uplands. Farts. Now and forever.
Euuuuuuu.....you people are so gay. Screw this farting nonsense. I'll trade Kelvin Cato for some buffalo wings and big glass of coke any day. That way I can fart on his lazy ass.
JK. I have always preached chemistry and consistency in our lineup. Farts all the way baby! In fact this can be our official site: http://www.createafart.com/index.asp
I am with you HP, No trades are necessary for this team. We finally have a team where we can just wait and let the team gel. Chemistry is all we need to develop. Every team/sportswriter in the nation knows it. The last thing we need is gum in the gizmos. Lets see what we can do with our current squad. CD and RT have done a good job of collecting coachable talent. Now lets give them time and support.
I will never surrender to a bunch of old FARTS! So, in that spirit, I'll give you guys a trade proposal to practice your descent upon. Houston sends Taylor/Collier/Torres/future #1 pick to Seattle. Seattle sends Barry/Booth/future second round pick. Trade Accepted!!!
This thread reeks... smells like roses! So I have a lot o' German & a little Swiss in me and I'm American, so I'm gonna start my own subcommittee henceforth known as: G.A.S.F.A.R.T.S (German-American-Swiss Fans Against...)
This is silly. KT will not get playing time, so trading him is a matter of getting production elsewhere in our lineup or not. If you'd rather have him sit on the bench, rot, cry, destroy your repcious chemistry, then be a fart. OH, and since WHEN does KT have playoff karma? How many minutes/games does KT have in the playoffs, if any? Off the top of my head, he has 3rd string PF minutes his rookie season in the league in ONE series where we got wooped when Pippen was here.
Cool, Rockets2K! Does this mean this thread will be reported to the EPA under the Clean Air Act? Note, to other posters, I too like this team as is. However, I would not be opposed to a legitimate trade that would further strengthen the team -- but not a change for change sake. I think it's very important to just let the team gel.
You are silly Sane... KT is one of the most cosistent players we have on the rockets.. His stats show that! Your harsh!
Count me in too.. but.. When the NBA trade deadline is looming, and everyone sobers up and realizes that, as much as we all like and root for KT, he simply is not going to be a part of this team's future, and we have an opportunity to get something of value (future #1 maybe?) from an Eastern Conf team for him, I think we HAVE to listen, because otherwise he walks away after the season as a FA, we won't be able to match the offers he receives, and then we get *nothing* in return for a pretty valuable commodity. But for right now, he's all ours, and we use him to our best advantage, no doubt about it. All bets are off, of course, if and when MoT and/or EG goes down with some kind of serious injury... To quote Eddie Murphy: 'It's the FART GAME, son!' Ciao
I like POOP more. Thanks Panda. Don't you think it is stupid to close all the doors (and windows) when a bunch of old FARTS are in the room? I'll keep my mind open for any possibilities. That said, I do agree that the chance of making the team any better this year by trading is pretty slim. Also, I think you FARTS officials should have some kind of "term limit." I don't think you want to FART for years do you?
You FARTS might want to consider starting a parallel club called the BURPS. That way, you can save some wear & tear on the a**hole.
