[Culture] SI Swimsuit Issue 2011

jeezus. gawd I want to touch her.

 

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So you click on a SI Swimsuit thread, and you don't expect to see a big picture of a girl in a bikini?

 

I always look forward to the issue after the swimsuit issue, wherein some nadless loserboy sends a letter to the editor (to appease his wife or girlfriend who likely caught him pre-spank) "I READ SI for SPORTS not to participate in the degradation and objectification of women. CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION, IMMEDIATELY!"

Despite the fact SI has done this since the Bronze age and gives you a checkbox option when you subscribe asking if you want the Swimsuit issue or not.

 

Alex Rodriguez......approves!!!!

 

A Portuguese-Asian Australian?

Beauty gave up on single races long ago. Now you can forget the merely biracial. Apparently she also has to have grown up on the beach and be able to say "G'day."

The formula for the perfect woman has finally been cracked.

A Portuguese-Asian Australian.

 

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011_swimsuit/models/jessica-gomes/11_jessica-gomes_1.html

so, Im going into full blown stalker mode. brb, Australia.

 

Sorry but my hands were dirty that day :grin:

 

Russian chicks are hot.

 

Her tan is uneven. I'll pass.

 

Who cares what I expect or don't? What if it was someone asking something else: "Hey, guys, I am wondering when the SI Swimsuit Issue will arrive. Mine isn't here yet." Maybe?

No matter what the thread is about, bikini-laid and boob-pushing photos should be SPOILER'd.

 

shut it swoly. this thread is about my boo Jess. not you.

 

just don't click the thread

 

^ Well now "CULTURE" is as stupid as Art.

 

You're right sir. My sin.

THIS IS BETTER

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The body paint thing to me doesnt register. Its like whats the point really, lets just go all naturist nude.

But then how do you get "turned on" by something that's normalized, without the taboo of it being "off limits" ? How do you get "teased" by something you'd see everyday "

 

Look at the fun bags on that hose hound.

 

I still think Brooklyn Decker is hotter:

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What gives people the urge to pollute this thread about that goddess on the front cover with stupid pictures of a random mediocre looking fugly asian chick? For the love of god start another thread with your asian fetish, and let us normal people enjoy Irina and Brooklyn.