Pippen dumps wife for new hottie

that guy in the background checking out that tail a little bit too excited their...freeeak....

 

More cushion for tha ... ahh its not even worth it

 

I knew, that there was a chemical imbalance about QUITTEN!!

 

im glad everbody in here hates that fool as much as i do.

 

If you really want nightmares, read about furries. It makes sense that Pippen is a furry. Here's a Vanity Fair article from a year ago or so:

The Pleasure of Fur, Blech!

 

I got about halfway through that article and gave up. I wasn't sure if I should laugh or throw up.

Pippen a furry? Who knew?

 

Arrgh! My eyes! I've been blinded! Make them go away!

 

Never have the Cheetahs of the world been so disgraced

 

I am truly sorry to bring that photo to you, King Cheetah. Please understand that I did not have anything to do with the actual production of said photo. Hopefully, you agree with me that it is better to know that this sort of horror exists. Here's to your new sig.

 

"Good God Almighty, Captain Kirk!! There's an alien hermaphrodite feline in the house! Beam us up, Scottie... quick! Oh the humanity!!"

"Calm down, Chekov. Phasers on stun. Aim for the nether regions. Anton, I thought you weren't religious? What's up?"

"Sorry, Captain. I saw this tall, skinny, ugly alien with a massive nose... it got me rattled. Kept muttering something about Charles, an android named MJ, and a planet called Chicago. The thing wanted to travel back in time and join with this MJ in an unspeakable manner. Then THIS creature showed up."

"God, no... not that thing again! Phasers off stun, Chekov. Blast everything in sight and beam back up immediately. We're quitten this place. Kirk out."

 

Here ya go, Scottie...

 

Is it possible for people to get any freakier? I'm surprised they aren't eating fried twinkies -- I wonder if they multiple if you spill water on them...