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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by herbie hancock, Oct 11, 2002.

  1. jwun

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    Thats biz? I don't remember "Please" being in the chorus! I thought he was talkin bout the Lil Mario version. :)
     
  2. RocketsPimp

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    I think you're just offering a false ho-hope in order to get an answer from Drew. You're bluffing. :D
     
  3. RocketsPimp

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    Who is Lil Mario?? I figured he just misquoted the song since Biz is the originator.
     
  4. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Mario sings a contemporary version of the song, but it's more R&B than rap. It has original lyrics except for the chorus. And uh, it's sung in tune which is quite unlike Biz's version. :D

    I think it sounds good. Funny thing is, when he was asked what he thought of the original rap version, he said he had never heard it.

    And boy am I off topic... I'm out... sorry Herbie.
     
  5. herbie hancock

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    little update people: it ends up she likes me too but her ex who was in a car accident keeps callin her tryin to get her back, and the guy almost married here. what do i do
     
  6. drapg

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    listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
    but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
    so next time a girl gives you the play
    just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

    Just last week when I was walking down the street
    I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
    I walked up to her I said hello
    she said you're kind of cute I said yes I know
    but by the way sweetheart what's your name
    she said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine
    I said my name is the Prince and she said why
    I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy
    but enough about me yo let's talk about you
    and all the wonderful things that you and I can do
    I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
    I showed some cash and the girl was mine
    I took her over town I wined her and dined her
    she ask me did I like her I said well kinda
    all of a sudden she jumped out her seat
    snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
    she started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
    so I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin
    she got mad looked me dead in my face
    threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
    I got scared when she started to yell
    so I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
    I was duckin through alleys right and left
    but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
    I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
    (yo Clancy we got him)
    but it wasn't my fault
    nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
    but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
    so next time a girl gives you the play
    just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

    I was in a bar one Friday night
    cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
    I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla
    when this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila
    I responded by saying hello
    she paid for my drink and then said let's go
    20 minutes later things were starting to cook
    as we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots
    the music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
    she started winking and making little passes
    at me she pat me close that's when she got bold
    she started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold
    we went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
    took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
    I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
    and that's when I observed those satin bed sheets
    I felt that it was time for me to make my move
    I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
    I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
    a door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
    her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
    and said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb
    I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
    I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
    just my luck we were in a snow storm
    and all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
    and to top the night off I had to break in my place
    because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case
    I was done sneezing and coughing
    I hope this doesn't happen to often
    but nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
    but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
    so next time a girl gives you the play
    just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

    I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year
    it was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear
    I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert
    (I'm wit it)
    It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready
    (yeah)
    aight fine see you then Betty
    I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
    got funky fresh dressed in my la coq sportif
    got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet
    until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet
    I sat there for at least an hour
    it was ten after nine before she got in the shower
    9:35 she comes downstairs
    and said I need a little longer to finish my hair
    at ten o'clock we had then missed the show
    she comes downstairs and says let's go
    go where go to sleep I'm gone
    I was steamin like a demon as I drove home
    but it just goes to show
    not trying to bust your bubble
    but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
    so next time a girl gives you the play
    just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
    take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away
     
  7. AntiSonic

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    Kick his ass herbie. That'll teach him to go to the hospital card.

    Seriously, though, why did they break up to begin with?
     
  8. Holden

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    just buy a dog or a fish or something
     
  9. Tenchi

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    u cant do anything. its all up to her. just chill. but its a win win situation. if it works out you can chill with the girl u like, if it doesnt u have lots more time to read the BBS. =]
     
  10. SmeggySmeg

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    get her drunk and let the magic happen :p
     
  11. moestavern19

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    9 simple Words.

    "Hey Sweetie, Let me buy you a Fish Sandwich"
     
  12. Coach AI

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    Love hurts..

    And sometimes it sucks, too.
     
  13. Refman

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    Herbie...if she likes you too, then you're in good standing. There is nothing you can do. If she decides to go back to her ex that's what she'll do. If you push the issue you'll only drive her away.

    My advice...ask her out. Tell her how you feel about her. Then let HER take the lead from that point. You must handle this VERY carefully.

    Good luck.
     
  14. B

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    My advice is to not worry or think about it for a while. Be friendly to her but nothing more. She'll let you know when she is ready for something more. It sounds like she needs to figure out what she wants with her ex, and if you give her space on this issue, she will remember and thank you later for it. Even if she ends up going back to her ex you are in good shape. You'll be saving a ton of cash, have free time to do what you want, and no worries about missing any Rockets games. Why are you even thinking about starting a relationship right before the basketball season starts? The offseason was really long this year, that's my excuse for what happened this summer, but now I might be paying for it during the regular season. ;)

    B
     
  15. Buck Turgidson

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    Herbie, ignore every post in this thread except the 2 by Ref, he speaks the truth.
     
  16. MadMax

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    Herbie...listen to ref...he's right!

    I married my best friend from college. She and I were both dating others when we met but we developed an amazing friendship...and despite the fact her boyfriend of 4 years proposed to her, she realized there was something missing. Something she saw in our relationship...in our friendship. And that's been the base of a great marriage for over 5 years now!
     
  17. drapg

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    "if you love me so much, stir my eggs"
    -chrissy moltisanti.
     
  18. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Best line from last week!
     
  19. Baqui99

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    Give it to her in the pooper.
     
  20. Refman

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    Not something that I generally recommend before the first date...but maybe that's just me. :)
     

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