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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RoxSqaud, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    Not from mine.

    but funny...

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  2. moestavern19

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    This thread is a ****ing failure and you're a ****ing failure.


    I once called you brother, now I call you hacky mcwater****s.

    Nice job Hacky.
     
  3. moestavern19

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    I'm just kidding, you can bang my sister.
     
  4. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    I had a pretty good "come back" post written so we could go back and forth for a few pages with you eventually burning my ass, but me getting my daggers in.

    but **** it....you're right.

    I'm a ****ing failure.

    ...and so is this stupid ass thread.


    **** you moes.
     
  5. moestavern19

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    please elaborate
     
  7. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Find and friend Kim Jonger if you want Facebook comedy paradise on Earth.
     
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    1 person likes this.
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    You can actually find the girl (Tracy T Brooks) through one of her friends listed, however, her status in the pic is "Engaged" but her post sounds like she just started "seeing" the guy.

    So, yeah, my guess is BS.
     
  10. TexasTofu

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    and what kinda chick refers to her butthole as her second vagina?? :eek:

    kinda chick i wanna meet thats who!
     
  11. finalsbound

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    man i have this one facebook friend, whom i only really knew in elementary, and her and her husband have the most public, trashy fights on her status. he says the meanest things to her, i guess in an attempt to appear really "manly." everything about this guy screams huge douche. i just don't know how you could put up with THIS as your husband:

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  12. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Is the rest of her that nice, because that pic is amazing.

    DD
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    ^ Sounds like he wants to go back to be single but can't. :eek:

    --------

    Friend's Status: Hey! I lost my cell phone everyone. Give me your cell numbers!
    [others respond, post their true #'s]
    Me: Office - 713-635-4000, cell 713-694-5570
    [others reply, comment, etc]
    Friend: Thanks, everyone!
    Me: call me today, please. I need to talk to you.
    [a few hours later]
    Friend: Damn you! That's Gallery Furniture! LOL! Mattress Mac answered!

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    :eek: I know, that one was corny. I have a few more, but... I'll let others share theirs.
     
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  14. Lil Pun

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    I deactivated my FB yesterday. :eek:
     
  15. finalsbound

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    why? just curious.
     
  16. GRENDEL

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    I tend to avoid posting any actual information about me in status, just stupid jokes that cross my mind.

    The thing that always cracks me up is when somebody post something horrible and you have like 15 people "like" it.
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    ^ Gotta be immature peeps doing that. I've become my younger cousins and nephews' FB Police... and then they de-friend me 'cuz I ask them nicely to be nice. Well, that's THAT. I talk to them about it in private.
    Too much drama for your mama?

    *I just wanted to say that... :grin: not necessarily about yo' mama, sir.

    I've had family members insinuate drama they've not liked at gatherings on their status and not liking being called out on doing things like that. FB should be a place where people should make others feel comfortable, and most don't like to be told "Hey, man, cool it on the cursing" or "Did you really have to tell us you did drugs last night?"...
     
  18. no_answer

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    because his gf got mad at him because he was talking to another girl, of course!

    My fb is so boring, just Swoly talking about loving guys all day long. :grin:
     
  19. SwoLy-D

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    I would post less about my manlove for my friend, your HUBBIE, if you weren't bragging about going to DISNEY every gosh darn status update you make! :(

    Oh, and before I forgot: YOUR MOM is my FACEBOOK FRIEND.
     
  20. no_answer

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    Jealous!

    I guess I should start calling you dad.
     

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