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"Postman Pat" (Pattersons new nickname)

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Aussie_Fozzey, Jan 17, 2011.

  1. RocketsTerps

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    You're gay for thinking P-Double = penetration. :rolleyes:

    The first thing I think about is the line from you got's to chill from EPMD...

    "I'm the P, double-E, M-D-E-E
    And one thing I hate, is a bitin MC
    When I enter the party suckers always form a line
    then they ease their way up, and try to bite my lines

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  2. binvegas

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  3. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    I'd still vote for 2Pat, although Patsquatch is hysterical.

    Anything but PatPat, which sounds so childish you might as well make it Pattycake-Pattycake.
     
  4. RoxSqaud

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    PatSqautch.
     
  5. Apps

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    Where are these comparison pictures that you speak of? Sounds funny.
     
  6. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    we have a winner.
     
  7. cson

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    Wouldn't that be PP ?
     
  8. Rockets_4_life

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    I'm just going to call him "P-Pat"!

    Simple and direct...
     
  9. srrono

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    Pats Theme song

    "OH P P"
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    just the corus would be cool
     
  10. thumbs

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    Like several other posters, I like 2Pat. It's unique and it fits. The Postman is just a knock-off of the Mailman's moniker.
     
  11. Roxs-Redemption

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    2pat or Patsqautch...Im not sure about Postman Pat and Master P
    Aaron Brooks? (I hope Im not to racist :( )
     
  12. BleedRocketsRed

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    Just re-read what I said. Didn't mean to say he delivers like the mailman.

    Mean to say he delivers, like the mailman.

    Delivers in a different way but delivers nonetheless.
     
  13. rocketman73

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    I like the nickname "Postman Pat" because Patterson can shoot and deliver the ball from wherever he is and he has a nice post up move when going to the basket.
     
  14. RedRedemption

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    The Patchise.
    The Great Pat
    P-Pat
    Pat to my Lou
    Patchie Porris
    Air Pat
    Pat "the Plyde" Plexler.

    :grin:
     
  15. Coach AI

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    None are better than 2Pat, though 'OH P P' could grow on me.
     
  16. durvasa

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    I am still partial to Old Man Rock's nickname: Double Patty
     
  17. Happii

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    I still like 2Pat.
     
  18. rpr52121

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    This.

    It will always sounds like a rip off Malone's nickname unless Patterson becomes a Hall of Famer on that same level and win's a title. I don't want to anything that could give Malone any credit whatsoever.

    Here is a great idea. How about we wait for him to blossom in the NBA, like at least after his first season and then come up with a nickname for him?
     
  19. WhiteRocket

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    P-Pac - I think it will be nice ;)
     
  20. digitalbreach

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    +1.

    P-Pat lets party!



    no, doesn't work
     

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