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1Jord Post Mortem Thread: Why has he failed?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. Dreamin

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    Does that mean he is going over to the "dark side".
     
    #21 Dreamin, Jan 15, 2011
  2. arabrocket

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    no dark side, cus hes gonne be (ur name) dreamin.
     
    #22 arabrocket, Jan 15, 2011
  3. Sweet Lou 4 2

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    Do you think he'll turn to the dark side?
     
    #23 Sweet Lou 4 2, Jan 15, 2011
  4. Salvy

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    [​IMG]
     
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  5. monster

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    I think we are expecting Jordan to become a great player way too quickly. He's practically a rookie. If we had a solid team, we could be much more patient.
     
    #25 monster, Jan 15, 2011
  6. kovacs242

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    We need this topic, don't let it die!

    Jordan Hill sucks!!!!
     
    #26 kovacs242, Jan 15, 2011
  7. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Reverse jinx is successful!
     
    #27 REEKO_HTOWN, Jan 15, 2011
  8. mvpcrossxover

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    guess who else sucks? scola
     
    #28 mvpcrossxover, Jan 15, 2011
  9. gah

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    Carl please try and create one of these in memory of Yao's whole body, maybe he'll comeback in his prime come playoff time. ;)
     
    #29 gah, Jan 15, 2011
  10. Spacemoth

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    Soft power forward is soft. Jordan Hill couldn't draw a foul if he was at a gas station and got hit by a truck.

    You suck Jordan!
     
    #30 Spacemoth, Jan 15, 2011
  11. flamingdts

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    Jordan Hill is probably the worse player in NBA history.

    You suck Hill!

    Now let's make a thread about how crappy Battier and Chuck Hayes' offence are.
     
    #31 flamingdts, Jan 15, 2011
  12. durvasa

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    Can someone make sense out of this?

    Rebound Rate:
    Hill: 13.7
    Hayes: 15.0

    FT Attempts:
    Hill: 2.9 per 36min
    Hayes: 3.2 per 36min

    How on earth does a player with Hill's athleticism and size grab less rebounds and also get to the free throw line less frequently than Chuck Hayes?
     
    #32 durvasa, Jan 15, 2011
  13. timelordtwo

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    That hurts my brain.
     
    #33 timelordtwo, Jan 15, 2011
  14. acsorelle4

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    Mission accomplished?
     
    #34 acsorelle4, Jan 15, 2011
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    Stromile Swift looks as smart as Shane Battier when Compared to Jordan Hill
     
    #35 Felece, Jan 15, 2011
  16. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Jinx my arse.

    ;)

    Just a bunch of impatient Rox fans.

    DD
     
    #36 DaDakota, Jan 15, 2011
  17. Easy

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    Can we just let up a little and do the jinx right before Monday's game? :)
     
    #37 Easy, Jan 16, 2011
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    The same way Chuck Hayes only had 1 FT attempt per 36 minutes his previous 4 seasons, acquired skill, confidence and awareness?
     
    #38 Shroopy2, Jan 16, 2011
  19. Sym0™

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    Listen, it's your fault we have to do all this with your jinx and everything

    :p I kid :)

    But <3 this thread.

    Hills defensive rotations are hopeless and his man to man/post defense still sucks. His offensive potential has been capped.
     
    #39 Sym0™, Jan 16, 2011
  20. kovacs242

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    Jordan Hill looks like a Phasmatodea and is stupid like a pufferfish!

    I'd trade him for a box of matches any day.
     
    #40 kovacs242, Jan 16, 2011
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