Call em the Utah Tabernac's -- reference to Tabernacle. Of course, everyone who's lived in Canada would have fun with it -- Tabernac, said right, is an expletive in Quebecois
We will always hate the Utah Jazz. By any other name they would smell as bad. Like Los Angeles on a hot summer day... Or the Ship Channel going up from the Bay. Hating the Jazz is our eternal task... What I want to know is, Did you have to ask??
Do you hate: Utah the state? The Mormons? The Utah NBA franchise? Or the current Jazz players such as Stockton and Malone? Just curious. Seems like everybody is bashing a different thing in this thread.
To tell you the truth, Truth and Behad, I had a hard time taking this seriously. Would Utah REALLY sell their name that has so must history (despised, from here... and Mormons have nothing to do with it) behind it? It never made sense to me that they kept the name in the first place when they went to Utah, but I'm kinda used to it. I might find myself hating the New Orleans Jazz (sounds good, huh?) out of confusion. Guess time will tell. Truth, your ideas for a name are probably as good as any. You could be on the money.
Utah Salt Shakers Utah Wannabes Utah Short Shorts Utah Mighty Rainbow Warriors(Hey, they stole the name from New Orlean's, why can't they steal one from Hawaii or Jeff Gordon's pit crew.) Utah Suckers Utah Power Rangers(I dunno just fits Utah)
New to the board! Hello you bunch of Utah haters! Seems like i'll fit right in. I'll have to go with "floppers"also. Yes! We should still hate the UTAH team no matter what the name.
Utah Daisy Dukes "Stockton to Malone! The Daisy Dukes do it again!" I think the Jazz hatred stems from the triad god of Sloan/Stockton/Malone. Slockone? Sloan is not a bad coach, he's just a really dislikable person that teaches dirty plays. Stockton wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't infected with making dirty plays, holding, pulling, flopping, doing anything that involves acting/coning skill more than athletic/iq skill. Malone tops it off. The icing on the cake when it comes to dirty plays. With his wey beedy eyes, with a "goody good" bad guy swagger while always getting the calls. It also could be the fact that I feel like throwing up whenever I see them play. Even when the rockets have blown them out, it's anemic watching the Jazz..... (The worse feature on NBA2k3...the teeny Daisy Duke shorts inspired by John Stockton...I never want to see Yao Ming in those short shorts again)
