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Chuck Hayes is the true Shane Battier

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Jan 10, 2011.

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Who is Shane Battier?

  1. Shane Battier

    68 vote(s)
    40.0%

  2. Chuck Hayes

    102 vote(s)
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  1. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Member

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    Shane Battier has his own NY Times article, a degree from Duke University and the body of a male model. Chuck Hayes has his own article from the Modesto Bee, attended some alleged university in Kentucky, and looks like Juggernaut from X-men rather than a basketball player.

    Battier is celebrated as the glue player no stats all star but Hayes is the true no stats all star. Once Hayes went down, the Rockets could not win a single game for the entire year of 2011 (alternative explanation: I was on vacation for a week, me enjoying a vacation in the sun leads to the Rockets losing because there is only a fixed amount of enjoyment in life).

    With all the other better known, higher paid players on the squad, maybe Hayes is the glue that holds them together. Chuck Hayes needs to hurry back because he is the true Shane Battier.
     
    #1 Carl Herrera, Jan 10, 2011
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  2. RV6

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    But who's got the more awesome nickname, eh?
     
    #2 RV6, Jan 10, 2011
  3. mac_got_this

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    The Chuckwagon.

    Batman is one of my favorite comic superheroes, and its disrespectful and false advertisement(even a form of slander) for Battier to have his name as nickname.I've never called battier"Batman" and turn my head when i see outhers type it.
     
    #3 mac_got_this, Jan 10, 2011
  4. tmoney1101

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    All that's well and good, but it is you, sir, that banged the tranny.
     
    #4 tmoney1101, Jan 10, 2011
  5. saintja2

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    I think he meant "The Teflon Don" vs "The Modesto Molester" :grin:
     
    #5 saintja2, Jan 10, 2011
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  6. HoustonRockets

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    His defense is too good. Imagine if he was taller.
     
    #6 HoustonRockets, Jan 10, 2011
  7. saleem

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    Battier's impact is both underestimated and overestimated. Chuck is mostly underestimated,because he is a no stats player. Battier should be able to do more with what he has, even though he is a role player.Chuck maximizes his skills.
     
    #7 saleem, Jan 10, 2011
  8. Dave_78

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    I've been of the opinion that Chuck was the better individual and team defender and more important player to the Rockets for two seasons now.
     
    #8 Dave_78, Jan 10, 2011
  9. KingStevo10

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    Chuck Hayes goes hard in the paint :eek:
     
    #9 KingStevo10, Jan 10, 2011
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  10. Easy

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    So Chuck is the true Teflon Don and Battier is the true Wagon?
     
    #10 Easy, Jan 10, 2011
  11. Franchize

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    If Chuck Hayes is Shane Battier...

    Then whos Shane Battier? :3
     
    #11 Franchize, Jan 10, 2011
  12. JuanValdez

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    How sad that Battier is losing the poll on his own identity.
     
    #12 JuanValdez, Jan 10, 2011
  13. BasketballReasons

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    Amen.

    Chuck Hayes is also Daryl Morey, in case some of you haven't noticed.
     
    #13 BasketballReasons, Jan 10, 2011
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  14. ChievousFTFace

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    What the... That's it! Chuck is Shane! Shane is Chuck! Chuck is a man!

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    #14 ChievousFTFace, Jan 10, 2011
  15. RV6

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    I think you're a little over sensitive about the Batman nickname, but anyway, i was actually refering to Chuck's Modesto nicknames.
     
    #15 RV6, Jan 11, 2011
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    Chuck Hayes has conquered every obstacle in his path. During next offseason, he'll develop a corner 3 shot and grow 4 inches taller.
     
    #16 vinsensual, Jan 11, 2011
  17. apollo33

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    Yeah what the hell guys

    But I did vote for chuck :p
     
    #17 apollo33, Jan 11, 2011
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    Shane should stop faceguarding and contest the shot straight up.
     
    #18 crimmy88, Jan 11, 2011
  19. Defy9

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    Who Is Shane Battier?, that's the name of my album
    I ain't got gold lil mama I got platinum.
     
    #19 Defy9, Jan 11, 2011
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    chuck told me "id rather be a monster than a mauler"
    so i told him "ok modesto mauler"
    it was hilarious!!!
    [​IMG]
     
    #20 aicedo, Jan 11, 2011
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