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[Gross] Colonoscopy reveals incredibly resilient insect

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  1. GRENDEL

    GRENDEL Member

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    It’s insect week on NCBI ROFL! All week long we’ll be featuring the funniest scientific papers about our favorite creepy crawlies. Enjoy!


    “A 52-year-old woman with a history of depression was referred by her primary physician for colorectal cancer screening. She had no family history of colorectal cancer and a review of systems was positive for abdominal bloating. Bowel preparation was done using 4 L of polyethylene glycol the evening prior to screening colonoscopy. The procedure was uncomplicated with no gross mucosal pathology, however, an insect was found in the transverse colon (Fig. 1, to the left), was found in the transverse colon on a routine screening colonoscopy.). The insect was aspirated and sent to the lab for further identification. The insect had three body segments (head, thorax, and abdomen) with ventrodorsal flattening of the body and a segmented abdomen, three pairs of legs extending from the thorax (with spikes and claw-like terminal appendages), elongated hind legs, and a pair of elongated antennae extending from the head to beyond the hind legs.These morphologic findings were most consistent with the nymph form of Blattella germanica (German cockroach) of the Blattellidae family, a common household pest. The patient had a cockroach infestation at home and hence it was hypothesized that she may have inadvertently ingested a cockroach with food.”


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  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Kafka would be proud.
     
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  3. A_3PO

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    Kind of nasty.
     
  4. Tb-Cain

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    Lessons learned:

    1. Doctors recommend colonoscopies for depression.

    2. Ingesting cockroaches causes depression.

    Huh...
     
  5. DonnyMost

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    I guess if roaches can survive the apocalypse, they can survive a trip through your digestive tract.
     
  6. Royals Ego

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    that must've bugged the shtt out of her

    yes i stole that
     
  7. SunsRocketsfan

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    that's nasty.. insect was dead right?
     
  8. Prince

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    Insects like sht.
     
  9. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    I lol'd.
     
  10. Hilltopper

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    Cockroach?

    That's sick.

    Sincerely,

    Richard Gere
     
  11. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    [clicks the spoiler'd image above]
    Oh, wow! Hey! That kinda sorta looks like me! :cool:

    Sincerely,

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    Jupiter

    ;)
     
  12. YaosDirtyStache

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    Awesome awesome reference.
     
  13. Steve_Francis_rules

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    OMG, you're right!

    This just in: giant space roaches found orbiting Jupiter!
     
  14. GRENDEL

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