So I was reading about how baby names say something about their parents and also about how we made a big mistake not getting DeAndre Jordan and then I thought we tend to have names like Kevin, Carl, Aaron, Shane, Kyle, Jordan and Chase and Courtney and Patrick and Jared and all these Laguna Beach type names. Only foreign guys Luis and Ming have exchange student names. We don't have any DeAndre or Lebron or LaMarcus or DeMarcus. We had a Donte but traded him for a Ron soon after. Do our names say something about our front office?
Looking back at the orgs history here: http://www.clutchfans.net/players_historical.cfm Plenty of the odd name types the Op is referencing, or maybe they just don't like odd names..... Or we could resign Cuttino, or Juwann DD
But we make up for it with our extremely original nicknames: AB, K-Low, K-Mart, C-Lee, T-Will, C-Bud, JJ, J-Hill and P-Pat.
We shipped out a Rafer for a Kyle. We got rid of a Jermaine for nothing. We exchanged a Stromile for a Shane. We let a Vaketon walk for nothing. That's just moneyball for you.
Dang, why did they get rid of David Andersen? David! Oh, and that Brian guy... what's his last name? Now let's trade Ishmael for STEVE Nash. That'll fulfill the name sakes.
Fully random thread, love it. Im just glad we got rid of Tracy. Made us look too soft. The best I liked was Pops mensah-bonsu. "Sup Pops". He should marry a girl called "Moms".
The only way to get a championship is to get a J'rue on our team. J'rue / Pooh / Royal can't win a championship any other way
Eldridge. Zan. Chucky. Scottie. Mario. Brent. Charles. Kelvin. Maurice. Sleepy. Kenny. Moochie. Bostjan. Tito. Juaquin. I think it's safe to say we've been a pretty diversified organization!
