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Father's surprise: call-girl daughter

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  1. pippendagimp

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/2319863.stm

    Friday, 11 October, 2002, 11:54 GMT 12:54 UK

    An Israeli couple are preparing to divorce after the man summoned a prostitute to his hotel room only to discover she was his daughter.

    The tale of family turmoil began some months ago when the father, a businessman based in the city of Haifa, was sent by his company to a course in the resort of Eilat for four days.

    The Israeli newspaper Ma'ariv reports that the man took advantage of the visit to summon a call girl to his room on his first night there.

    And that was when everything started to go horribly wrong.

    Distraught wife

    As the prostitute entered the room, the full horror for him of discovering his daughter's occupation hit him. The father began feeling chest pains which may have been a mild heart attack.

    He then cut short his stay in Eilat, and on his return home told his distraught wife the truth of what had happened.

    She has vowed to track down her daughter and find a more suitable job for her.

    However, her forgiveness has not extended to her husband and she has made it clear she wishes to divorce him.

    The court case is expected to begin soon.
     
  2. Oski2005

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    I'm glad I have a quick mind. If I was ever in that position, I would calm myself down and play it off as knowing that she was a hooker and saying he just called her to confront her and get her to stop. Who am I kidding? I probably would have died.
     
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    Wasn't this a Twin Peaks storyline?
     
  4. A-Train

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    Yeah, I can see she's extremely well prepared to enter today's competitive job market.

    What looks better on a resume, "call girl" or "private adult entertainer"??
     
  5. F.D. Khan

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    That is actually a big problem in Israel now days. With the huge
    influx of Russian Jews coming into Israel and the conflict limiting jobs, prostitution is running rampant.

    There's a huge divide in society with the ultra orthodox Jews (very conservative like Liberman, don't even work on Saturdays) and the more Westernized American Jews who are more liberal.

    Thats a horrible story....what would you say???
     
  6. Oski2005

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    Wow, a country where conservatives are like Lieberman. It truly is the Holy land. . .:D
     
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    It doesn't say whether the two actually "consummated" the business transaction. I'll just assume for the sake of decency that they did not.
     
  8. Rocketman95

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    Actually, you can safely assume that they did not since he recognized her when she walked into the room and he may have had a mild heart attack at that point.
     
  9. El_Conquistador

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    But you don't know their stance on incest.:eek:
     
  10. Rocketman95

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    True, but how many people from Mississippi take trips to Israel? :)
     
  11. Smokey

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    One word: Stupid

    "Maybe if I tell my wife our daughter is a w****, she will forgive me for acquiring said w****"
     
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    If i was that guy...when i realized it was my daughter i'd be like..."honey, i saw you over there, and i think that your mother and i would like to help you find a more suitable job."

    that's a simple way out...of everything but the heart attack.
     
  13. R0ckets03

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    Its not Utah.

    JK Achebe. ;)
     

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