Flier Blames Tabasco Spill For Lewd Act

If he finished, is that considered joining "the mile high club"

 

I hope, during the court trial, his defense lawyer has the dude pour tabasco on his unit.

 

"If the sauce burns, you must adjourn!"

 

If the sauce is hot then lewd its not!

 

If the sauce is smoking, my client ain't joking!!

 

Now that's a spicy meata balla.

 

Hot, young cheerleader
Oh no! Sauce spilled on my pants
Time to start jacking​

 

shoulda went with the habanero sauce would explain the erratic and fast paced jerking.
scoville units are much higher

 

Okay, this is a pet peeve of mine. Memo to the world: YOU DO NOT "ITCH" YOURSELF. YOU "SCRATCH" YOURSELF. The two ARE NOT interchangeable. I know it's a small thing (no pun intended), but it drives me CRAZY!

 

Dude doesn't look 50. I wonder what he eats....

 

Tabasco sauce of course.

 

In summation.

Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury: look now into your heart of hearts, into all that is good and just in our nation.

Is this the face of a chronic masturbator?

I think not. Vote not guilty.

 

17 year old cheerleader not used to guys rub one out after they see her? weird.

 

My thoughts exactly, she should take it as a compliment.

 

That's one weird fetish.

 

Hell, anything to keep from getting registered. Dude's life is ovah.

 

Should have exercised self control then. If he was that desperate, he should have gone into the restroom and rubbed one out. But to do that out in the open, dude deserves what he gets.

 

Sounds like a real tabasco fiasco.

 

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