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Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jugdish, Dec 23, 2010.

  1. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is.

    Hallelujah.

    Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?
     
    #1 Jugdish, Dec 23, 2010
  2. countingcrow

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    Along with Bad Santa, Christmas Vacation is my favorite holiday movie.
     
    #2 countingcrow, Dec 23, 2010
  3. Jugdish

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    There's the heart.
     
    #3 Jugdish, Dec 23, 2010
  4. Jugdish

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    I guess I'll continue the ball rolling.

    Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, he'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak Woman.
     
    #4 Jugdish, Dec 23, 2010
  5. studogg

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    this right here is what you call an rv, clark
     
    #5 studogg, Dec 23, 2010
  6. Jugdish

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    The blessing!
     
    #6 Jugdish, Dec 23, 2010
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    does he have his lips attached to his mother's left slopper?
     
    #7 Landlord Landry, Dec 23, 2010
  8. Jugdish

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    It always has to be about you doesn't it?

    Put it over there with the others, Greaseball.
     
    #8 Jugdish, Dec 23, 2010
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    Are there any places online to watch this, without a Netflix or any knowledge of torrents?

    TIA brahs
     
    #9 bigtexxx, Dec 23, 2010
  10. Landlord Landry

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    I'm gonna come over there and cut your stomach open and take a sht in it, then the next time you take a sht, you'll be shtting my sht.

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    #10 Landlord Landry, Dec 23, 2010
  11. Jugdish

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    ..

    wat
     
    #11 Jugdish, Dec 23, 2010
  12. Jugdish

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    Merry Christmas! ****ter was full.
     
    #12 Jugdish, Dec 24, 2010
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    #13 Hou_rox, Dec 24, 2010
  14. Jugdish

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    And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
     
    #14 Jugdish, Dec 24, 2010
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    What is it Clark? It's a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club. Clark that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year round
     
    #15 couple of d's, Dec 24, 2010
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    It's Christmas and we're all in misery.
     
    #16 theHRdept, Dec 24, 2010
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