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Shaquille O'Neal . . . MD?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Launch Pad, Oct 18, 2000.

  1. Launch Pad

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    Shaq's **cough** thoughtful diagnosis of Mourning's kidney disorder and why he fears he might be next [​IMG]

    I guess we should start calling him the Big MD from now on [​IMG]
    http://www.msnbc.com/news/478151.asp



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  2. Miggidy Markell

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    hahahhaahhahahha......Shaq is dumber then ever! He just blames it on that and didn't even get evidence!!!!! hahahhahhaha, nice joke Shaq!

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    “It’s sad,” O’Neal also said. “I blame that on the NBA — the rigorous schedule and the beatings us big guys have to take. You gotta take anti-inflammatories. You take too much of that (stuff), it will (mess) your kidney up. I’m telling you, that’s what happened.”

    Doctors have said that Mourning’s ailment was not caused by drugs.


    You knew I had to get in on this thread. [​IMG] If you haven't read it, carefully read the last 3 sentences. It's good to see that Shaq knows more than all those doctors. Maybe he is Superman! [​IMG]


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  4. DrNuegebauer

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    I wouldn't be upset if Shaq was next.... or is that wrong of me to say [​IMG]

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    I didnt know Aristotle was also into medicine [​IMG]

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  6. HOOP-T

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    I heard he is going to have a guest appearance on ER.

    Next project....criminal law.

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  7. RocketsPimp

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    Man, you guys are cold!

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  8. Rocketman95

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    HOOP-T,

    He could probably do just about as well as the public defenders we have here in Texas.

    No offense to those of you who may be public defenders. I'm sure you don't sleep through trials, exclude evidence that would help your client, or show up drunk. We know where their clients end up.

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    Shaq is greeeeeeaaat! [​IMG]

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  10. Dr of Dunk

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    Superman wouldn't be affected by kidney disorders, so he wouldn't worry.

    It truly is sad that the NBA is forcing Shaq to play basketball for them. Poor Shaq. He's not allowed to retire with the millions he's already earned; he's forced to continue playing these tough schedules against his wishes. DAMN THAT NBA!!!

    Shaq's kryptonite is his own ignorance. [​IMG]

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