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Is This Ironic?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Oct 6, 2002.

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  1. drapg

    drapg Member

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    holy crap, now that was HILARIOUS!

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  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I figure between the both of you, you'll have the heathens and obese covered. :D
     
  3. drapg

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    in my best Chris Tucker voice... "and you know this.... MAN!"

    that is until i get annoyed of her and have to have her whacked.
     
  4. RocksMillenium

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    LOL! I know I'm going to tick off the majority of republicans, but the only other person that irritates me more then her is Rush Limbaugh.
     
  5. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I dunno. I just heard a guy here in Dallas the other day say that all the corporate scandals are occuring because they saw that the President got away with having sex with an intern, so they figured that they could cook their books. :rolleyes: :D
     
  6. drapg

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    hmm... maybe i should tell that to my girlfriend if i ever get in a jam... "but honey, even the president had an affair... who am i to think i'm better than the president? you don't want to be with a guy that conceited, do you?" ;)

    edit: just saw antisonic's link. DAMN! and i thought i hated dr. laura. someone really wants this thread locked, huh? :)
     
  7. RocksMillenium

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    Aww those poor politicians! After hundreds of years of purity and goodness that evil Bill Clinton manipulated them and turned them to evil! If only Superman were here. . .
     
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    Whatever's good for the President is good for me baby!
     
  9. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    How do you think I convinced RM95's Girl to let me...

    nevermind
     
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    AntiSonic,

    That was just scary ... Yuck yuck yuck! But thanks for posting it, maybe the thread will get locked now and I won't be compelled to read more!!! :D

    --rockit
     
  12. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    I was originally against locking this thread, because I've never had a forum for my obsession with the weird and smarmy image of Dr. Laura before. She looks like some sort of psychotic alien, and I enjoyed posting various renditions of her insidious visage.

    But now, after that AntiSonic link ... I am shaken, changed somehow. And ... her voice ... always talking somewhere in my head ... Telling me to ... (unintelligible)
     
  13. Doctor Laura

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    Hello everyone. I'm here to answer your questions, to help you start doing the right thing with your lives. So who's first?
     
  14. Nomar

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    Take off your diaper around the house?
     
  15. DallasThomas

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    :D:D:D:D
    LMAO!!!
    What in the holy hell are you doing here, Dr. Laura?
     
  16. moestavern19

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    Nomar trades

    Poop

    moe trades

    Dr. Laura nude pics

    moe confirms
     
  17. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    LeGrouper----that no gonna worky
     
  18. Doctor Laura

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    Watch your language, caller. And there's no need to laugh. I realize you're probably nervous, but let's settle down and get to your question.
     
  19. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Okay, clearly this is my favorite thread, ever. But here's an actual description of Dr. Laura's Vegas adventure from a radio station promo. Sounds horrifying. I'm there!

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    Blast Back to the Fabulous 50's with Dr. Laura!

    Dr. Laura is turning 50 "again" and she's taking her birthday bash to Las Vegas! It's time to let loose and party with Dr. Laura on Saturday, November 23rd at the elegant Paris Las Vegas for her 5th Annual Dr. Laura 50th Birthday Bash presented by Home Savings Mortgage! It's a blast back to the fabulous 50's so take out your poodle skirts and tie up your oxfords and head to Las Vegas for a party that will rock the city.

    Paris Las Vegas has put together a valuable trip for you and a guest that includes:

    1. TWO room nights at Paris Las Vegas November 22nd-24th

    2. TWO tickets to the 5th annual Dr. Laura 50th Birthday Bash on Saturday November 23rd. It's a 50's themed party with food, fun activities and dancing till you drop to the great sounds of Dr. Laura's favorite band ROCKOLA.

    3. 2-for-1 tickets to the Eiffel Tower

    4. 2-for-1 admissions to Mandara Spa

    5. $50 in dining discounts to use at Les Artistes Steakhouse, La Chine, Le Provencal or LE Café Ile St. Louis

    6. A multi-property coupon book valued at $1,000.

    7. And a commemorative Birthday Bash gift to take home to remember this exciting event

    This package is valued at over $500 but you'll pay only $299, plus tax! So don't pass up this rare opportunity to dance and party with Dr. Laura in fabulous Las Vegas and benefit the Dr. Laura Schlessinger Foundation for Abused and Neglected Kids at the same time!!

    Call Paris Las Vegas NOW to book your reservation.
    Space is limited. Call 1-877-254-0814. That's 1-877-254-0814

    THE RESERVATION LINES ARE OPEN NOW!
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  20. drapg

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    if you don't want to incur the unrelenting wrath of Dr. Laura for the duration of your trip, that room better have 2 separate beds! :D

    on second thought, maybe i misunderstood the post. is that 2 rooms for 2 nights or 1 room for 2 nights?
     

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