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Want a free giraffe??

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LAFIRMA22, Dec 9, 2010.

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  1. LAFIRMA22

    LAFIRMA22 Member

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    I saw this on craigslist.

    Hi everyone. I have a beautiful baby giraffe that I must find a good home for ASAP. I just found out that I have to move back to my home state of North Carolina in less than a month, and there is no way I can take her with me. She is 2 months old, loving, sociable, full of zest, and is great with children. Again free to a GOOD home, but I will need to speak with you in person to make sure she will be taken care of. Permits are easy to attain, you basically just have to pay a 75 dollar fee. Must have at least 10 acres of open land for her to roam. There are a few more details that you should know if you're interested, and ill be able to answer any question you may have. I'm an alum of the NC State school of veterinary medicine and will be happy to help with any health concerns you may have for as long as you have her. My name is John Clardy and my number is 281-451-5732. I look forward to talking with you!
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    http://houston.craigslist.org/zip/2103305154.html
     
    #1 LAFIRMA22, Dec 9, 2010
  2. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    I'm positive this is Daryl Morey trying to move Jared Jeffries in a back door deal. It's code to GM's.
     
    #2 REEKO_HTOWN, Dec 9, 2010
  3. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Wow, I wish I had room for it. My wife's favorite animal.

    These things are huge. It would be a lot like the Simpsons and their Elephant, Stampy. $$$ to feed.
     
    #3 Xerobull, Dec 9, 2010
  4. Jontro

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    Damn I want one.

    I doubt she would find a suitor in a month. Why not just sell it to a zoo?
     
    #4 Jontro, Dec 9, 2010
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    They should donate it to the Bayou Wildlife Park in Dickinson. One of Houston's hidden treasures.
     
    #5 Xerobull, Dec 9, 2010
  6. finalsbound

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    BS, that's a stock photo.

    Plus, if someone really knew about giraffes, they would give it to a farm or animal sanctuary or something, you're just going to throw that up on Craigslist for some city folk to try and claim? puh-leeze
     
    #6 finalsbound, Dec 9, 2010
  7. Miguel

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    Opulence. I has it.
     
    #7 Miguel, Dec 9, 2010
  8. Luckkky

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    Calm down killa :rolleyes:
     
    #8 Luckkky, Dec 9, 2010
  9. halfling131

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    #9 halfling131, Dec 9, 2010
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  10. Blurr#7

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    Well ain't this a b****!! Of course once I shell out good money for a giraffe on Ebay someone would have one not only locally but free!! Aaarrgh!!
     
    #10 Blurr#7, Dec 9, 2010
  11. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Anyone ever eaten giraffe meat? Curious about how it tastes.
     
    #11 Xerobull, Dec 9, 2010
  12. Royals Ego

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    feeble minded peons got trolled

    dude's trying too hard to make the best-of-craiglist section
     
    #12 Royals Ego, Dec 9, 2010
  13. Fatty FatBastard

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    Already been removed.
     
    #13 Fatty FatBastard, Dec 9, 2010
  14. Uprising

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    #14 Uprising, Dec 9, 2010
  15. SwoLy-D

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    KingCheetah??? :confused:
     
    #15 SwoLy-D, Dec 9, 2010
  16. 00rocketgirl

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    you must spread reputation around before giving it to SwoLy-D again
     
    #16 00rocketgirl, Dec 9, 2010
  17. G-Money

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  18. JeopardE

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    Took long enough. You guys are slipping!
     
    #18 JeopardE, Dec 9, 2010
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    #19 McNultyisDrunk, Dec 9, 2010
  20. krnxsnoopy

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    Giraffe soup... Mmmmmmmmmm.......
     
    #20 krnxsnoopy, Dec 9, 2010
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