Peeing with a chub

Take it outside in the background and make it rain.

 

That's what the BACKYARD is for.

You can get some ridiculously high arc outside while peeing with a boner.

 

Dude, you nasty.

 

sit down and push down. problem solved.

 

Or how about you lift up the ******* seat and not piss all over it like a 5 year old? It saves both time and dignity.

 

I'm not talking about the seat, you moron.

I'm guessing your toilet smells awful.

 

says the guy who sits down with his legs crossed in mid curtsy to pee. thats right, i watch you while you pee.

its good to have you back. no snark. its like being at a roast conversing with you.