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Thief with a sweet tooth?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Sonny, Oct 3, 2002.

  1. Sonny

    Sonny Member

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    Can you imagine stealing a truck and finding 20 tons of Hershey's chocolate in the back? I would flip out and then gain 50lbs in two weeks. :D

    http://www.click2houston.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-169828420021002-091006.html

    This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer gets all of the sugar from the overturned truck...

    Marge: Homer, I really appreciate you making dinner, but this food tastes a little strange.

    Lisa: It hurts my teeth.

    Homer: That's because I've loaded it with sugar! [holds up bag containing "Farmer Homer's Sweet Sweet Sugar"] Marge, our ship has come in! I found five hundred pounds of sugar [to Bart, sly] in the forest [to Marge] that I'm going to sell directly to the consumer! All for a low, low price of one dollar per pound.

    Marge: But the grocery store sells sugar for thirty-five cents a pound.

    Lisa: And it doesn't have nails and broken glass in it.

    Homer: Those are prizes! [eats a mouthful] Ooh, a blasting cap.
    :)
     
  2. Timing

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    It only took them 2 years to find it. Someone is due for a promotion after this one.
     
  3. Sonny

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    I think they followed the trail of ants going to the truck. :D

    Cletus County Sherrif's Dept to the rescue!
     
  4. Dr of Dunk

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    From talking with a guy who worked for a trucking company, trailers disappear often. They just happen to turn up somewhere. lol.
     
  5. Nomar

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    The Simpsons isn't funny. There I said it. What about that previous quote is so funny? :confused:
     
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    That just confirmed everyone's suspicion. You're a moron.
     
  7. drapg

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    :eek:

    blasphemy...
     
  8. Nutcracker

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    hmm, i have a question. How in the world did the candy not melt????? I leave some choclate in my poclets for 5 minutes, and it already all gooey. How can it stay in the truck for 2 years and not be a pool of chocolate?
     
  9. Sonny

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    It was candy bars which are sealed, but I am sure most of them were melted and frozen numerous times (this was in Pennsylvania).
     
  10. Nomar

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    I'm a moron because I happen to not like a popular TV show? Forgive me for having free will. :rolleyes:
     
  11. Sonny

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    You might want to watch saying crap like that, you might wake up with a horse head beside you. :D
     
  12. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Good, you get it.

    Just like all those morons who don't rub one out to Gandalf.
     
  13. R0ckets03

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    LOL! :D

    Took you this long to figure out Nomar is a moron?
     

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