Things My Dental Hygienist Said Today

Did you get a fear boner?

 

Hopefully your dental hygienist has a vagina.

 

Did the dentist break blood?

 

did it give you a boner that could destroy the world?

 

swoly reps you +9000 :grin:

 

The universe! Not just the world!

 

I think your mind played games with you on this one...I'm pretty sure she was checking your pocket depths...and the deeper it goes, the worse it is for you. :grin:

 

Did she give you the usual care package - tooth brush, tooth paste, dental floss, and 2 cans of artichoke hearts?

 

Does she provide prostate care?

 

Did the hygienist recommend that you return for a sedation procedure?

 

Funny. But my thought process went another way.

My family doctor said, "No reason to buy sleeping pills if a doobie does the same thing."

I love my doc!!!!!!!

 

I'm going to drill you now, let me know when it starts to hurt

 

did you wake up with your pants unbottoned and your mouth dribbling blood?

 

open wide?

 

you're a wet one.

 

Insert Louie reference

 

"How did that get in there? Sorry it has a mind of its own"

 

I bet he has a nice big diploma from University of Guatemala hanging in his office

 

"I'm gonna inject your molar with some sweet rock 'n rolla
And shoot you full of rhythm and blues.
Well, I'm a dental cement mixer
A churning urn of burning funk."