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Hilarious scenes from obscure movies

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DaDakota, Nov 11, 2010.

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  1. SwoLy-D

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    Don't be a douchebag, sir. Warn peeps. You lure us into a thread about "hilarious scenes" but you show us ONE, and it's one with glow-in-the-dark condoms. You're pushing it.

    :rolleyes: So only videos with NUDITY in them are NSFW? Anyone who is anyone that has seen that movie knows what the scene is about and would not play the video in an office environment.

    You have a lot of nerve arguing that there isn't an NSFW element to the crap you post, sir. GTFO, sir :eek:. It's NSFW... but maybe not for your job at home...
    Because a better job will let me post 70,000 times on a forum? :confused:
     
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  2. rocketsjudoka

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    On the subject of sci-fi

    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZCvk547NqFU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZCvk547NqFU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    I can't believe there are people here who are familiar with Hard Ticket to Hawaii. In college, we used to get drunk and watch that every weekend. Such a classic.

    You guys should check out other Andy Sidaris movies like:

    Savage Beach
    Hard Hunted
    Do or Die
     
  4. DaDakota

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    Stop whining, and don't click the link, if you think it is not safe for work, then don't click it.

    You have that POWER !!!!

    I don't think there is anything NSFW about it.

    DD
     
  5. BetterThanI

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    From "Tough Guys Don't Dance"

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    I lol'd.
     
  6. rocketsjudoka

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    I don't know if this counts as obscure but one of the greatest movie lines ever.

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  7. SwoLy-D

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    Who's whining? All I said was that it was NSFW. I didn't click it because I know the scene. What about people who haven't seen the movie? How will they think it's safe for work? :confused:

    Of course you don't think it's NSFW... so you have your opinion on what's NSFW... I am sure EVERYONE always agrees with EVERY post you make. Show this video in your office, sir... I'm sure everyone will love you for it. :rolleyes:
     
  8. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    So, were you whining when you started a thread complaining about **** in posts, especially considering that most (if not all) of us saw nothing wrong with it?
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    I would think that most people here have enough common sense to screen a video for themselves before gathering the entire office around their desk to watch it...
     
  10. DaDakota

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    Ok will do, champ....people in my office have a sense of humor and perspective.

    Yep, sure was, but since the rest of the people didn't give a ****, neither do I anymore.

    What if this was in the GARM, you still sure?

    ;)

    DD
     
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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pBe-eYM0fGc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pBe-eYM0fGc?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
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    DD works at a gay bathhouse. glowing boners are SFW!
     
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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LA8On6ivQ_c?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LA8On6ivQ_c?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
  14. ima_drummer2k

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    Back on topic...

    DD, I loved Skin Deep too but the **** fight scene wasn't even the funniest scene in the movie IMO. This was:

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    I've always thought John Ritter was an underrated physical comedian. This scene plus some of the stuff he did on Three's Company....he was almost like Jim Carrey before Jim Carrey.

    EDIT: SwoLy-D, please understand that there are a couple of curse words in this video. You may not want to play it on your work computer at full volume without headphones.
     
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  15. Pistol Pete

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    Better yet, DD can direct, produce and star in a series of forum posting etiquette videos. The first video can be on what is and isn't safe for work. He can do the cartoonish grimace face as a pair of boobs pop up in a video and then give a cheese eating grin / big thumbs up on the glowing boner.
     
  16. SwoLy-D

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    ^ true
    That sounds fair. It also sounds fair if we use "spoiler" tags or NSFW , or a short warning - sort of like what you courteously did on post #34 - when there is something "questionable." :eek: That's ok.

    DaDarkOne, I believe you are hypocrite, sir, but I don't think you care. :grin:
     
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    <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZYFAJpV2LfU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZYFAJpV2LfU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    My favorite has always been watching the pile on the ground.

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  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    Another classic is this. Isaac Hayes, Jim Brown, and Chris Rock.

    In fact, this movie was how In Living Color started.

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  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    And then there's this favorite scene of all time. I even dated a Bernadette due to this...

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    (Saddest part... They won't let let folks watch SteveMartin do this song in a bubble bath, which he follows by running outside with two small dogs as underwear.)

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    #40 Fatty FatBastard, Nov 13, 2010
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