1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

[HELP] Sports Euphemisms

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeff, Nov 9, 2010.

Tags:
  1. Jeff

    Jeff Clutch Crew

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 1999
    Messages:
    22,412
    Likes Received:
    362
    I'm working on a list of sayings or phrases in sports that are about sports, but sound dirty. So far, I have:

    Penetrate into the backfield
    Hit the hole hard
    Give the guy a blow
    Driving deep into their end
    Tight end

    Any sport is great. Football seems to be particularly rife with them, but anything is good. Thanks!
     
  2. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2001
    Messages:
    37,618
    Likes Received:
    1,456
    :cool: Kobe's threads are full of them:
    "[Kobe] is hitting the backdoor all night."
    "[Kobe] is willing his way into the hole."

    "The Rockets are failing to put it in all night". (recently)

    "Texans' best weapon is ramming it in the middle."

    In CF.net:
    "Hathaway."

    In soccer:
    "Mexico can't penetrate the USA's back."
    "[forward's name] is asking for some balls, but no one is giving them to him."
     
  3. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    37,043
    Likes Received:
    35,983
    "He could...go....all....the...wayyyy!"

    "He has a good looking body" (I hear Bill Worell say it all the time)

    "Double-teaming"

    "Triple-teaming"
     
  4. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2002
    Messages:
    59,079
    Likes Received:
    52,748
    You're welcome... link
     
  5. kpsta

    kpsta Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2001
    Messages:
    2,654
    Likes Received:
    166
    Pounding the scrimmage
     
  6. Cannonball

    Cannonball Member

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2006
    Messages:
    21,888
    Likes Received:
    2,334
    Putting the "biscuit" in the "basket". ;)
     
  7. J-Mac

    J-Mac Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2008
    Messages:
    599
    Likes Received:
    99
    "Good things happen when you penetrate" - Clyde Drexler
     
  8. kpsta

    kpsta Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2001
    Messages:
    2,654
    Likes Received:
    166
    ...being molested in the post
     
  9. the futants

    the futants Member

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2002
    Messages:
    5,157
    Likes Received:
    175
    Pound the hole.
    Ram it down/up the hole.
     
  10. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 1999
    Messages:
    12,774
    Likes Received:
    9,428
    *Michael Jordan* serves up a facial
     
  11. professorjay

    professorjay Member

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2006
    Messages:
    9,676
    Likes Received:
    388
    He slams it home with the facial!
     
  12. Eric Riley

    Eric Riley Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2002
    Messages:
    3,282
    Likes Received:
    701
    Takin it to the rack

    He shoots... He scores!

    __ with the back door play

    ___ with a facial!
     
  13. weslinder

    weslinder Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2006
    Messages:
    12,983
    Likes Received:
    291
    Giving him the business.
     
  14. Eric Riley

    Eric Riley Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2002
    Messages:
    3,282
    Likes Received:
    701
  15. ClutchCityReturns

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2005
    Messages:
    13,443
    Likes Received:
    2,702
    "He's really stroking it out there"

    "They've got to do a better job of getting to those loose balls"

    "Once he's in position, he's going to pound you on the inside"

    "He buried it right in his face"

    "That's a nice chest pass"

    "Working hard down low"
     
    #15 ClutchCityReturns, Nov 9, 2010
    Last edited: Nov 9, 2010
  16. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2006
    Messages:
    9,093
    Likes Received:
    9,612
    Slinging the pig from the pocket
     
  17. da Whopper

    da Whopper Member

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2010
    Messages:
    474
    Likes Received:
    22
    Couple from hockey (and hence too obscure perhaps).

    - "going five hole"

    - "butt-ending"
     
  18. DwangBoy

    DwangBoy Member

    Joined:
    May 6, 2003
    Messages:
    2,136
    Likes Received:
    272
    to quote another thread title:

    'Kubiak is doing a fine job'
     
  19. Rashmon

    Rashmon Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2000
    Messages:
    21,288
    Likes Received:
    18,286
    "There's two balls on the batter."

    "He gave him the high hard one."

    "Brooks with the rimshot."

    "He started his career as a tight end, but now he is a wide receiver."
     
  20. kpsta

    kpsta Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2001
    Messages:
    2,654
    Likes Received:
    166
    The free safety absolutely unloaded on him...
     
    1 person likes this.

Share This Page