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How do you know if you're a homophobe?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Another Brother, Sep 23, 2002.

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  1. Rocketman95

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    You've seen me...I work better when I catch the girl off guard, so girls in gay bars are the best for me. I'm not going to be the first one they look at, if they're there looking.

    Actually, I thought the same thing about how they look, but I was dead wrong. There were many hot chicks. And it didn't take them long to figure out you weren't gay. Hell, all the guys knew I wasn't, shouldn't have taken the girls long.
     
  2. MadMax

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    my problem is i get hit on by gay guys...particularly at the galleria...my wife thinks it's hilarious. she's like, "i can't leave you alone in here for one minute, can I??" i think it's flattering in one sense, but makes me uncomfortable in another sense. hope that doesn't mean i'm a homophobe! :)
     
  3. Rocketman95

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    No, I don't think that means you're a homophobe.

    I called RM95's Girl the first day of her job, and my first real day here in Dallas.

    RM95: RM95's Girl, I have some good news and some bad news about where we live.
    RM95's Girl: What's the good news?
    RM95: I got hit on twice this morning in a 15-minute span!!
    RM95's Girl: What's the bad news?
    RM95: They were both guys!!

    :D
     
  4. MadMax

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    that's classic!!!
     
  5. AntiSonic

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    Just be sure that they're really girls. ;)

    Seriously, thanks for that tip. I'm going to try it.
     
  6. Rocketman95

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    Hey, I subjected them all to a rubdown. Better to touch one there than to be surprised later. :D

    Good luck. I never went on my own, so it probably helped having friends to go with too.
     
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    I have played the piano in churches and otherwise for most of my life, and I've got to tell you that women get turned on by the music (yes, even in church). Problem is, most of the guys that played piano were gay, therefore being the odd ball in the group afforded my odd balls many a benefit:D.

    (This thread is headed in a direction that I hadn't anticipated)
     
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    Whenever I go to gay bars I always try to look as glamourous as possible. I mean, they're going to upstage you anyway, obviously, but when in Rome... :)
     

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