actual caption: President Bush gestures to his dog Spot on the South Lawn of the White House, Monday, Sept 23, 2002. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)
"C'mon, Spot. Hump it! Show the reporters how I trained you. C'mon. Spot, you're making me look dumb in front of the cameras. Now, hump my leg like you did yesterday!" A mournful first dog laments his owner's lack of understanding of the differences between "training" and "instinct."
"OK, Folks, now for our impersonation of Bill and Hillary Clinton! OK, Bill, go THAT way!! THAT way!! Good boy!"
"Bad dog.....BAD DOG!!!! I've told you before not to eat my Little Debbie Swiss Rolls! Now go over there and chase Postmaster General Potter around and give your dear old master a few laughs...hehehe"