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  1. Rileydog

    Rileydog Member

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    he wears 10 condoms when having sex with his wife

    (next)

    (and this is intended to be humours, not a personal attack. Kubiak's conservative, play not to lose mentality is driving me nuts).
     
    #1 Rileydog, Oct 19, 2010
  2. DonnyMost

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    Kubiak is so conservative that he's 4-2.
     
    #2 DonnyMost, Oct 19, 2010
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    Kubiak is so conservative he makes Jim Tressel look radical and unconventional.
     
    #3 rikesh316, Oct 19, 2010
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    Kubiak is so conservative that he makes Rush Limbaugh look liberal.
     
    #4 marks0223, Oct 19, 2010
  5. SwoLy-D

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    Kubiak is so conservative that he uses up less gas than a hybrid vehicle?

    WHAT? Huh? Who said that? Wha--? Huh? :confused:
     
    #5 SwoLy-D, Oct 19, 2010
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    Thanks for clarifying that. I could not tell by your very un-humorous post.
     
    #6 DonkeyMagic, Oct 19, 2010
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    winner!
     
    #7 msn, Oct 19, 2010
  8. BetterThanI

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    Kubiak is so conservative, he's been hired as a reporter for Fox news.
     
    #8 BetterThanI, Oct 19, 2010
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    i know right? how is wasting 9 perfectly good condoms "conservative"?
     
    #9 msn, Oct 19, 2010
  10. msn

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    Kubiak is so conservative, his well-paced, non-exhausted teams seem to finish strong every year.

    man, I'm just not funny. :eek:
     
    #10 msn, Oct 19, 2010
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    And it only took 5 seasons!

    :)
     
    #11 Raven, Oct 19, 2010
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    Well, he went 5-3 after at the beginning of his 4th year.
     
    #12 DonnyMost, Oct 19, 2010
  13. GlenRice

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    Kubiak can't be conservative, he actually admits it when his wrong :)
     
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    He is so conservative that at TAMU he only gig'd sheep after semester long courtships.
     
    #14 Ziggy, Oct 19, 2010
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    Kubiak is so conservative, Fox News fired him after hiring for being unfair, and unbalanced.
     
    #15 ROXRAN, Oct 19, 2010
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    Kubes is so conservative that he punts the ball, in overtime, while being on the other teams 35 yard line....oh wait

    AND STILL WINS!!!
     
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    Kubiak is so conservative that he throws the ball on 4th and 2 in the 4th quarter when losing by 10.
     
    #17 rikesh316, Oct 19, 2010
  18. Mr. Clutch

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    Kubiak is so conservative that he's winning with offense instead of defense. :confused:
     
    #18 Mr. Clutch, Oct 19, 2010
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    This thread is finally starting to not suck.
     
    #19 DonnyMost, Oct 19, 2010
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