1. Did you know that, as part of ejaculation, the male Honeybee's penis explodes off in the queen as some kind of gruesome "chastity belt" to prevent other males from penetrating? Man if that isn't the definition of monogamy...! 2. Eventually, the evolution of a lot of really horny male Honeybees (afterall, the male:queen ratio is quite frustrating) produced a penis with an extractor apparatus to pull out the previous *******'s exploded penis from the queen.
mmmm weird sounds like where King Missile got the idea for the song Detachable Penis. but nevertheless nowhere near the weirdness of people of who have to have sex in silence!!!
CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET Oh wait.....no they don't....I saw this cat get hit the other day.....well, I'll leave the rest to imagination!
Speaking of cats: 3. The male lion can ejaculate 200 times per day. Why? Because the female lion is only receptive 2-3 hours per month, so he has to be ready. (this weird animal fact might be mistaken since I used to watch Sunday PBS nighttime documentaries while stoned.)
