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Sexless relationships

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lady_Di, Sep 22, 2010.

  1. s land balla

    s land balla Member

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    Is that why you and that one chick broke up? ;)
     
  2. mikol13

    mikol13 Protector of the Realm
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    I didn't read the article but I will say, I recently experienced no sex for 10 MONTHS. Yes it was a little rough but very necessary. My girl had to have a cerclage after becoming pregnant, hence no sex doctors orders. It wasn't all that tough because I was focusing on her health and my son being born healthy and without issue. I NEVER strayed, although I say with absolutely no shame, I had lots and lots of ME TIME!
     
  3. Jontro

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    Unless there is a medical situation or one of you is teh ghey, the only time it is ok to not have teh secks is when the girl is being visited by aunt flow.
     
  4. moestavern19

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    Yes my dear friend sLaNd B a L L a, you see unfortunately our beloved finalsbound's love meter far too often came up as "cold fish", whereas I am always erect on command and commence love-making with a ritualistic reciting of the entire first act of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. This was of course until the great neckbeard collapse of April 2010 that would ultimately lead to the undoing of "finalstaven19".

    As you can imagine this small nugget of information that is unfortunately all too true led to quite a bit of sexual frustration on my part, often culminating with frequent trips to discreet, plush, elegant bathhouses to partake in "mutual agreements" with other prominent liberal members of the BBS Hangout: Debate and Discussion Forum. I'm talking super elegant, super-glam, think David Bowie getting his crib sprayed up by Madonna hollow tips. WORD. SON.

    So ****ing anyway this random BBS poster nobody has ever heard of hosted the event and promised a shiny pearl necklace to the first one of us to correctly name all US Senators from the state of Massachusetts from the year 1945 (right after the end of World War 2) through the year 1984. I'm not going to name any names, but I'll just say for the sake of discretion his name was Batman J.... No wait thats too obvious. Lets say B. Jones.

    Anyway, I can't tell you who won, but he's black and he hates white people. That should be a pretty big hint hint to most of you. rhadamathus got 2nd place and was awarded an "Angry Tuggin" from DonnyMost, the second-most coveted prize of the D&D&HGS night. And believe me... HGS does not stand for Hardcore Grape Sodas.

    But I don't condone the hatred of white people except the ignorant ones who demand they be referred to as "Caucasian-Americans" and stand around holding signs with poor word choices that make God sound more like somebody's pissed-off, extremely racist Grandpa.

    And that is why Mike Vick should be the starting QB for the Philadelphia Eagles.

    Amen.
     
  5. Prince

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    Batman Jones, aka. BJ.
     
  6. moestavern19

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    We just call him "Chipmunk Cheeks", you're not going to get the joke though, because you aren't there.
     
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  7. Luckyazn

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    I cant' imagine not getting it 4-5 times per week if I'm in a relationship or even daily ...


    what happen, do girls lose interest in sex when they get older or married?

    dont u do it before u go to bed, so everybody can sleep better?
     
  8. Angkor Wat

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    Dating with no sex can work, but marriage with no sex is death.
     
  9. pmac

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    I think a person can have a sexless relationship if they choose to.

    However, i do not believe one can really be in love with someone and not have sexual feelings for them.
     
  10. Mr. Clutch

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    My ex told me of a chick who didn't want to have sex with her husband...she was so disinterested in sex that she was considering letting him go fool around with other women/ hire hookers.

    At that point, they should break up. People break up for much less.
     
  11. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I thought this thread was about marriage.

    DD
     
  12. Invisible Fan

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    I thought the joke was that marriage was death.

    A sexless death.
     
  13. Baqui99

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    I get pissed off when I bring home a chick from the bar, and she doesn't go all the way. I couldn't imagine actually dating someone who doesn't put out.
     
  14. AB_ALLDAY

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    I love how everyone pretends like they have sex 5 times a week every week.
     
  15. T-mac&Yao=RING

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    You my friend have never met a freak.
     
  16. T-mac&Yao=RING

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    You didn't know we have some of the biggest players here on CF.
     
  17. Lady_Di

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    Of course, I wasn't talking about no sex for health reasons. it would be a douche move if a hubby cheated on his wife because she couldnt have sex for health issues. glad to hear that your wife and son are ok!!
     
  18. Jontro

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    Nah.. there are some weeks where the entrance is restricted for exit only.
     
  19. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    The difference between a man and a woman?


    A man goes out to the club, HOPING to get laid.

    And

    A woman goes out to the club, KNOWING she will get laid.

    DD
     
  20. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    One big myth, IMHO, is that men cheat because they "aren't getting any at home." Plenty of guys cheat when they have all the sex they could want at home.

    I'm married and I don't cheat. But the impetus to cheat is almost completely unrelated to sex life at home. New and exciting women = evolutionary drive of millions of years of mammals, (etc.)
     

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