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Could you execute Osama?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by HayesStreet, Sep 12, 2002.

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  1. BrianKagy

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    I just think it's an easy question. Hell, I could kill people at work who make stinky-ass microwave popcorn and then sit at their cubes crunching away at it, smacking and slurping their way through the afternoon.

    When you set the bar for murder that low, bin Laden qualifies easily.
     
  2. Jeff

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    Checklist for game watching party with Brian Kagy:

    Beer - check
    Potato chips - check
    Sodas - check
    Nachos - check
    Stinky-ass microwave popcorn - ch...uh...

    :D
     
  3. Summer Song Giver

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    :cool:
     
  4. Invisible Fan

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    I'd send him to some police state like Turkey where they could torture and brainwash him and utterly break his fanatic ass. No need to make martyrs here. And when he comes out a new born again peaceloving Muslim, I'd make him hug Dubya in front of all the media. Al Qaeda would probably be the first group to put a bullet in him.
     
  5. Ubiquitin

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    no, because he is worth more to us alive then dead (and I am betting the Ransom would be pretty damn high on his head for alive)
     
  6. RC Cola

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    I read about up to DOD's post, but quit halfway. Hey, layoff! I'm too tired to read ways of killing OBL. :D

    As for whether or not I would kill him, I would probably not be able to. I don't want to put harm on any body else. So I guess I couldn't save the world.

    But I'm sure I could just give the gun to Refman and he'll take care of it. :D

    (and I'll take the money. ;) )
     
  7. Rocket Fan

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    hmm I don't know.. I'll take the 25 mil and let the millitary handle him....
     
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  8. Dr of Dunk

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    RC, you'd talk him to death. lol. :)
     
  9. Nomar

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    DoD - We're not talking about a combat situation bro. We're talking about killing a defenseless punk.

    That being said, this is how I would do it:

    Every day for a month needles should be inserted into his body.

    Then his eyes should be removed surgically without any anesthetic. Ditto for his testicles.

    Then a metal rod should be shoved up his ass and just left there for a couple of weeks.

    Then his limbs should be removed.

    Then he should be keel hauled in freezing water and really hot water every day for a month.

    Then his teeth should be removed.

    Then oil should be poured down his throat.

    Then he should be burned by acid.

    Then there should be a fake execution in which he thinks he is going to be shot, but its really just a blank.

    Then electroshock torture for another month.

    Then burn him to death.
     
  10. The Real Shady

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    He should be killed the same way that his act's killed others. He should be dipped in jet fuel then set on fire and thrown out of a skyscrapper.
     
  11. Dr of Dunk

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    How 'bout we swap 'em?

    Anyway, I think I'm outta this thread... you guys are starting to frighten me. :)
     
  12. Jeff

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    Ditto

    Nomar: That is one of the sickest things I've ever read.
     
  13. Smallz88

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    If i had the chance to kill him... Now what i would do with him his beyond my mind, but i don't think anyone would want to watch it
     
  14. s land balla

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    Osama bin Laden and George Bush (Senior and Junior) are the same...

    ...one drops bombs from airplanes, the other uses airplanes as bombs...
     
  15. Nomar

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    Wow.
     
  16. NYKRule

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    What a moron.
     
  17. Refman

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    The same??? Really??? If you don't get help at Charter...get help somewhere. If you don't understand that one...put the crackpipe down.
     
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    Sland, do you agree that OBL targets civilians?

    Sland you may accuse the Bushes of being wreckless in their bombing, but I've never seeing anything that shows that they intentionally targeted civilians.
     
  19. HayesStreet

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    Hey. Start your own kill X thread. This is about Osama bin Laden. ******* freeriders. :mad:

    DoD, I can hear what you're saying. Although we would never know until put in that situation, most combat is undertaken by 18-22 year olds. Combat is scary no doubt (although I did not set up the scenario as combat), but I have no moral restriction that would prevent me from shooting him down. That was the point of my question. Could you 'execute' him, not could you go to Afghanistan and find him in the mountains.
     
  20. Jeff

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    Ok, before this thread decends any further than it already has, and I seriously doubt that is possible, I'm shutting 'er down.
     
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