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Pimp My Wife

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Tree-Mac, Sep 6, 2010.

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  1. Tree-Mac

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    There are shows about pimping cars, trucks, homes, etc...but there are none about pimping wives! What the heck? Having an ugly car turned into a trophy is awesome, but it would be better if the same is done for the wife. What do you think? Should there be a show called "Pimp My Wife"?
     
  2. Kam

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    I think there is a p*rn site already called pimp my wife.
     
  3. LongTimeFan

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    Doesn't that show exist as The Biggest Loser?
     
  4. Tree-Mac

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    Oh, really? Hmm...I was talking about a make over for the wife, a fashion upgrade or something.
     
  5. Angkor Wat

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    Umm if anyone, you should be the one to pimp your wife.
     
  6. ferrari77

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    I was just about to say this.
     
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    This show has existed for like 5 years. It is on TLC and called "What not to wear"

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    I hear you can make good money pimping your wife.
     
  10. Dave_78

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    I thought of this years ago but thought it should be named "Pimp My Bride."
     
  11. percicles

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    How about Pimp My Chubby Angry Drunk College Sweetheart.
     
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    Didn't they have a show called Extreme Makeover too which pretty much did this exact same thing. They would buy people venieres, get a professional hair stylist, spray tan them, and dress them in tailor fitted clothing.
     
  13. RoxSqaud

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    mmm hmmm
     
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    with Xzibit as the host??? :grin:

    Extreme Makeover, What not to Wear, How Do I look, and What I Hate about Me are all shows that makeover women. Extreme Makeover is the only one that does plastic surgery. The channel Oxygen has a lot of those types of shows.

    E! will have short segments of street makeovers with Giuliana and also it always seems that the TV guide channel has makeovers.

    Oprah has done a lot of makeovers on her show as well as other female talk show hosts. I recently saw one on Oprah about moms that dressed too young and their kids were embarrassed that kids would call their moms milfs.

    All of those shows only feature women...maybe it's time for a Pimp My Husband show.
     
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    There was a show called "The Swan" where they took ugly chicks and did a **** load of plastic surgery on them in addition to dental work and giving them nutritionists and personal trainers. After 3 months, they had a beauty pageant to determine the winner of the show.
     
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    That was such an awesome show. I had a friend who used to do this (but to nowhere near this extent) with girls.

    He would find plain (but not ugly) girls with potential and get them on a workout/diet plan (with weight loss/muscle building drugs included), get them minor plastic surgery (nose jobs and always boob jobs) and teach them how to put on makeup and color their hair. After that, he would turn them into strippers, live off of them, have insane sexual encounters with them (threeways with bikini models/strippers etc.) and then after a year or so he would usually flip out and beat them up, threaten to kill them with his guns and then they would move away scared out of their minds.

    I saw him do this 3-4 times before he and I lost contact years ago. I have no idea if he can still pull this off now that he is nearly 40 and probably not the smooth, good-looking operator he was back then.

    I obviously had much lower standards for my friends 10-15 years ago.
     
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    Sounds like a good guy.

    Bill Brasky?

    Ya know, it was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.
     
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    El Hitman?
     
  19. Dave_78

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    LOL No but they sound similar.

    After writing up that post I decided to search for the guy on the internet and found (as of last year anyway) that he is a police officer in Jersey Village.
     
  20. Angkor Wat

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    I'm guessing he was already loaded with cash if was putting these girls on diet plans and plastic surgery? I'm also guessing he either had very good game and the chicks had low self esteem the way he turned them into strippers.
     

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