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Stupid Blonde Female Doctor Died from Climbing Down a Chimney

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Tree-Mac, Aug 31, 2010.

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  1. Tree-Mac

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    How is a doctor so stupid?! Wait, that's an oxymoron. Imagine her boyfriend getting up in the middle of the night to get some water...he'll probably see her by the fireplace! Spooky.


    BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Police say a California doctor apparently tried to get into the home of the man she had been dating by sliding down the chimney. Her decomposing body was found there days later.

    Police Sgt. Mary DeGeare says investigators do not suspect foul play in the death of Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac.

    Authorities say the 49-year-old apparently climbed on the roof Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue after unsuccessfully trying to get into the house other ways.

    DeGeare says the man whom Kotarac was pursuing had left the home unnoticed to avoid a confrontation.

    The body went undiscovered for several days until someone noticed odors coming from the fireplace.

    Firefighters dismantled the chimney Saturday to remove the body.
     
    #1 Tree-Mac, Aug 31, 2010
  2. Lil Pun

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    Link?
     
    #2 Lil Pun, Aug 31, 2010
  3. Tree-Mac

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    #3 Tree-Mac, Aug 31, 2010
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    Mrs. Clause.
     
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    I guess you could say her plan went up in smoke.
     
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  7. AroundTheWorld

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    I feel sorry for her.
     
    #7 AroundTheWorld, Aug 31, 2010
  8. YaosDirtyStache

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    Looks like this doctor died of the flue.

    [​IMG]
     
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    "Oh, no! I meant go down on him."
     
    #9 Dairy Ashford, Aug 31, 2010
  10. TopsDrop

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    Was this supposed to be funny?

    SMH
     
    #10 TopsDrop, Aug 31, 2010
  11. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Stuck between a doc and a fireplace?
     
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  12. dback816

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    Damn that sucks

    Wait so...how did she die again?
     
    #12 dback816, Aug 31, 2010
  13. B-Bob

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    The relationship was ultimately just too confining.

    Okay, I stop now.
     
    #13 B-Bob, Aug 31, 2010
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    Ho. Ho. Ho.
     
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    damn you DoD :(
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Asian Sensation

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    What in the F is she wearing? LMAO
     
    #17 Asian Sensation, Aug 31, 2010
  18. BetterThanI

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    Would. Not. Hit.
     
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    I have to admit....she's not too bad for a 49 year old. LOL
     
    #19 CJLarson, Aug 31, 2010
  20. BetterThanI

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    49 or not....

    [​IMG]
     
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