" Dad, you need a man-ssiere... or a 'Bro' " At first I was :grin:, but then I 'd. What are other things your kids have said to you?
My 5 year old to my wife after she wrecked her car: Isaac: "Mom! Why weren't you paying attention?" Mom: "I was paying attention Isaac!" Isaac: "So you hit the car on purpose?" Me: LMAO!!!!!!!
4-yr to wife - "Mom, why are you taking the day off today?" wife - "because I want a day to myself" 4-yr old - "but mom, you need to make more money so you can take me to Disney"
When my kid found condoms in the drawer he asked, "Hey dad, what are these?" Thinking he was too young to explain the real purpose, I said, "Those are rat poison, leave them alone." He said, "What you do, **** 'em to death?"
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My mother in law took my three year old son into the public restroom at Logan's Steakhouse and she came back with a red face. Apparently an overlarge woman came into the bathroom and my son told her, "You're fat." And my mother in law told him that it wasn't nice to say things like that, but he just wanted someone to justify that he was correct so he kept repeating to my mother in law, "But she's fat." She still managed to have him wash his hands. I would have been dying from laughter and going back to my table immediately.
One of those awkward answers for an uncomfortable situation. Don't most just say they are balloons? Top five answers on the board. Name something you would say to your young son if he asked you about condoms when he finds them. 1) Balloons 2) Finger gloves . . . 2,153,123) Rat Poison (aka rat suffocation system...heehee) Well, I guess you were trying to keep him away from it. But, him feeling what is inside the little package, I don't think you would have sold him on that even if he didn't know.
These are great. I can't wait to have my first kid... You all are very lucky to have those moments of laughter, too.
^ Happened at Splashtown. Just my moobs, I guess. I only weigh about a buck-O-five... my manboobs might approaching SwoLy-DaDakota size... I don't want to get to that... My now 9-year-old daughter is extremely sweet and innocent in her own ways. She wants the best for EVERYONE all the time. She was asking my wife about getting more pets back when she was around five or six: "Mom, can we have another cat?" "No. We already have two." "Well, when we leave, those two are lonely." "Well, the next thing you will want, is another cat to be with the three... and another cat to be with the four... and another, and another... then we'll have MANY cats..." "What's wrong with that? " :grin:
