I'd say he resembled a less pudgy ricky gervais. This thing was funny for maybe the first 30-40 min, then the jokes started getting too recycled. They need to trim it down and limit the time of the non-comedians, who generally just blow.
This seemed like a dual roast of Hoff/Hulk. Some of the jokes towards Hulk were the most offensive of the night. He was a good sport.
the best part of the show were Pam's boobies.... apparently when she is at these Roast events, she likes to wear see through outfits and no bra.... Yeah, she looked kinda old today, but I would still hit it! :grin:
He was the best part of that roast, IMO. "Gilbert Gottfried, when you go to the bathroom you'll see a sign that says, 'Gentlemen'. Pay no heed, go right in. There's no sign that says 'Scoundrels' on it.
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http://whitneycummings.tumblr.com/ Here are the jokes from the Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff that didn’t make broadcast that I did on Howard Stern this morning. Spoiler Seth mcfarlane. You’ve officially done the impossible. You’re a multi millionaire, you’ve created successful shows, you can help my career, yet I still don’t want to **** you. What a bunch of idiots. I haven’t seen this many dicks up close since pilot season. Jerry springer, george Hamilton. Everyone up here is so old. I didn’t realize comedy central’s demographic was heaven. Everyone is talking about how I gave sexual favors to be here. No. This is embarrassing. I’d blow someone to get off this show. Jerry Springer? George Hamilton? I couldn’t blow anyone here if I wanted to–none of these men can get erections. If I blew someone up here I wouldn’t be on comedy central I’d be on the history channel. jerry springer, jeff ross, greg giraldo. This dias is so useless and gross, pam is probably going to try to **** it it. Jeff Ross. Jeff, why aren’t you successful? You’ve had so many chances to make it. Your career moves slower than lisa lampanellis metabolism. I wouldn’t **** you if I was hulk Hogan and you were brooke Hogan. Lisa lampanelli lisa, you spend all this time talking about how you have sex with black guys. Nobody is having sex with you. Your vagina gets hit less than jeff ross’s IMDB page. jerry springer Everyone on your show is disgusting, ignorant, toothless, white trash. Basically everything pam needs to have an orgasm. Pam Anderson Pam and hoff worked together for a long time. You two are like a famous duo. You two are like Abbott and a slut with hepatitis. Pam, Your vagina is like the finale of lost: 10 million people have seen it, everyone was disappointed, and everyone who was in it died. Pam its ironic that you’re an animal rights activist. If you love animals so much why don’t you boycott your leathery face. Pam, You’re like kate gosselin. You’re a old, you’re blonde, and you’re a fame w****. The only difference is the 8 babies that came out of your vagina were aborted. Hulk Hogan I have seen your daughter, Brooke Hogan. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. No, I mean she literally looks like she fell out of a tree. Your daughter Brooke inherited a lot from you: her blonde hair, her tan skin, her dick. Hoff Hoff, you’re like george hamiltons dick. you don’t work. You’ve spent years of your life on baywatch with pam Anderson, Carmen electra and yasmeen bleeth. If you don’t have genital warts, I think hepatitis c owes Tommy Lee an apology. You’ve been around more herpes infested vaginas than a toilet at the kardashians house. David hasslehoff is such ****ty actor that if there was a movie made about the life of david hasslehoff, the actor they’d hire to play him would be david hasslehoff. Ive seen your music videos it seems like you’re trying to do an elvis thing with the swagger and deep voice. Too bad you didn’t go all the way with the elvis thing and have talent and kill yourself. Hulk Hogan isn’t the only horrible father up here. hasslehoff has two daughters as well. Between the two of you you’ve brought more more dumb whores into the world than sarah palin.
David hasslehoff is such ****ty actor that if there was a movie made about the life of david hasslehoff, the actor they’d hire to play him would be david hasslehoff. lmfao
I caught the roast in the middle, and thought it was really good. I'll have to find clips of Jeffrey Ross and Lampanelli, who I missed, but I thought Cummings was great.
