Going to a party tonight, where the theme is something that starts with a P. Stuck for ideas, need something that requires minimal effort. Any ideas anyone????
pirate. p*rn star. pipi long stocking. penis. why are you going to a party so late? fasionably late is bullsh!t.
i'm down under, it's only 3:30pm again ideas for female to go as btw the p*rn star idea is great, have a goatee at the moment which i will convert in a moustache and i have choc brown safari suit and will go to secondhand store this arvo and get a dodgy shirt.
1 o'clock on a Friday morning falls out of any fashionably late criteria. Smegg, sport that stache! Post photos too!! Do you have a hair shirt? If not, I suggest taping a piece of shag carpet to your chest. A faux-diamond studded necklace that lists your sign will complete the ensemble.
Heb - heading out in a minute to get a disgusting shirt (any reccommmendations for colours) and will head to a custume store and try and get some fake chest hair, was thinking a putting the plug for the sink on a fat chain and get some big arse sunglasses, might even try for some shoes. any ideas for Mrs Smeg, which need to be no effort.
oh, for the female... how risque? She could go as your pornstarlet. They make plastiques that you can shape into doodles on her face. Or she could go as a railroad engineer, just a thought.
What's your era? Though big sunglasses and hairy chests are timeless, the shirt and pantaloons break down into either an 80s or 70s genre. I say the 80s! You need bodybuilding pants that taper to the whitegross hightop reeboks. And get a mullet wig, hairspray it w/ your one droopy earring. Imagine a Bon Jovi pornstar w/ mulletude and some bodybuilding thing going on.
ROFLMAO i have a chocolate brown safari, was thinking bright pink and striped shirt, open with fake chest rug showing, handlebar moustache, with the soulglo type hair finish (think p*rn star version of Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction). might try and find coloured shoes/boots
Ohhhhh 'p'. How about Pollyanna. Or Potter, Beatrix Or Parrott Or Phil Collins (combover style) Or Panda Bear Or... hmmm, an osteological term that starts w/ a 'p'. How about the pelvis? It would be intense, but you could shape a pelvis out of a couple of cardboard boxes and sit yourself within it. This year for Halloween (my b-day, btw, ante up my gift) I'm going to go as... *oops* I can't give it away, someone will swipe it!
Peg Bundy POdiatrist Police officer Pabst Beer can Prankster Polygamist(would work well with teh p*rn attire) Postal Worker(maybe a irate postal worker) Protozoa Pistol Packin mama
